June 30th, 2008 by
I really don’t know what to say about these pics of porn star Bridget the Midget’s flashing a boob this weekend. Mostly because I’m disappointed a unicorn didn’t fly out of her cleavage like these doodles I made on my Trapper Keeper. Although, technically, I believe Bridget’s obligated to at least shoot gold coins out of her nipple, if my interpretation of midget law isn’t mistaken. Which it could be because they write so. Damn. Small.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version including one of Bridget’s tattoo of a dollar bill that’s cleverly replaced George Washington with, well, here’s a hint: that’s not a flower.
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June 30th, 2008 by
Mia Michaels’
Wade Robinson’s
Is it just me or did Mia Michaels’ group number for season 4’s Top 16 remind you a lot of Wade Robinson’s most brilliant group number for season 2’s Top 10? I mean same movements, starting with people on the stairs, the makeup and even hitting sticks on the floor. Mia Michael’s needs to spend less time over-bleaching her hair and stop acting like she is holier-than-thou when she is one of the Judges and spend more time coming up with original group numbers and not copying the best one in the So You Think You Can Dance’s history. Because let’s be real that wasn’t half as good as Wade Robinson’s!
BTW here is something positive from last week’s SYTYCD. I loved Mark and Chelsie’s dance to Leona Lewis’ Bleeding Love!
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June 30th, 2008 by
Nereida Gallardo continues her vacation in Italy with soccer star boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. At some angles, Nereida looks absolutely banging. While in others, Holy crap, cellulite. But I’m willing to look past all that because I’m a sensitive guy who drinks a lot and had sex with a a toaster last night. I’ve got nowhere to go but up. (Provided the coffeepot stops giving me “the eye.”) That said; Nereida, quit smoking and hit the treadmill. Otherwise you’ve got a future ahead of you filled with sarongs and choreographed butt-flexing like someone I know. Let’s just say her name rhymes with “Kim Kardashian” and leave it at that.
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June 30th, 2008 by
Atom.com is a digital comedy network for young men that distributes original content across the Internet, mobile phones and television.
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June 30th, 2008 by
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Court records show Britney Spears is house-hunting - preferably for something greener, quieter and with a bigger backyard.
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June 30th, 2008 by
Paris Hilton has been banned from getting a tattoo by her rocker boyfriend Benji Madden, because he wants her to remain “pure.” The socialite, reality TV personality, and sex-tape star
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June 30th, 2008 by
Heidi Montag is a devout Christian and wish people knew more about her faith. But you don’t hear much of that because she’s too busy posing in pictures that could only be used as Aryan greeting cards. But in between displaying her funbags, Heidi has a deep spiritual side that she shared with USA Today. Let’s take a look at Heidi’s ability to form thoughts which will make you cringe because of the fact her uterus is fertile and capable of reproduction:
On how she’s just like Jesus but with implants:
“There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”
On her and Spencer’s faith and surprising ability to read:
Montag identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist” and hopes to release a Christian album one day. Both she and Pratt read the Bible conscientiously. “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.”
On traveling to Africa - Paris Hilton style:
This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to “feed children and help build things.” Cameras will capture their trek, but not for The Hills.
Heidi also plans on releasing a Christian music album and you know what? I couldn’t think of a better market for her. SNAP! Did I just burn religion and Heidi in one sentence? I think I did. Who’s Jesus now? Eh? If you’ll excuse me, I need to go turn the water cooler into wine.
UPDATE: Didn’t work so I just poured vodka in. That’s in The Bible too.
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June 30th, 2008 by
Actor Will Smith has credited an unlikely woman as the source of his superstardom - his cheating ex-girlfriend.
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June 30th, 2008 by
Batman star Christian Bale has hit out at calls for tragic actor Heath Ledger’s final film appearance to be axed - describing the idea as “bloody insane”.
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June 30th, 2008 by
Batman star Christian Bale has hit out at calls for tragic actor Heath Ledger’s final film appearance to be axed - describing the idea as “bloody insane”.
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June 30th, 2008 by
MTV helped find the next generation of Menudo, and now they are getting Lost. Well at the first single off their upcoming September is called Lost! I hate to admit it, but that are not that bad. Ricky Martin would be proud of the new Menudo.
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June 30th, 2008 by
Jessica Simpson’s publicist probably framed the “Real Girls Love Meat” shirt because it is really pissing people off. Nobody important, of course, just PETA and now Pamela Anderson. She decided to use some choice words this weekend to describe Jessica on an Australian radio show. The Sun reports:
“I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”
Knowing Jessica Simpson she was probably talking about Hot Wheels. Maybe these two should put aside their differences, and, I’m just spitballing ideas here, press their bare breasts together. You know, for the children - and world peace. Yeah, whatever I just said: Jujubes. They should really let me work at the U.N. I’ve got answers to stuff.
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June 30th, 2008 by
Amy Ryan reprises her guest-starring role as Human Resources representative, Holly Flax, for multiple episodes in season five of “The Office.”
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June 30th, 2008 by
AMC announced today that acclaimed film actors Jim Caviezel and Ian McKellen have signed on to star in the network’s reinterpretation
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June 30th, 2008 by
NBC Universal will be decked out in full force at Comic-Con 2008 with individual panels for the starring casts of “Heroes,” “Battlestar Galactica,” “Knight Rider,”
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June 30th, 2008 by
Anne Hathaway’s break-up with Raffaello Follieri may have been timed a little too conveniently. A friend of the Italian con-man believes Anne cooperated with the Feds in helping them arrest Raffaello, according to NY Daily News:
“It makes sense,” the friend said. “She’s referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up.”
Hathaway, who is not identified by name in the criminal complaint, split with Follieri shortly before his arrest last week. He is charged with posing as an agent of the Vatican to fleece investors out of millions.
“I think that in return for her cooperation, the feds held off on arresting Follieri until she was out of the country,” the friend said.
I guess Anne Hathaway started to realize something was amiss when Raffaello suggested they add role-playing to their routine. He would pretend he was a priest while conducting real estate transactions and, she’d pretend she didn’t want to sleep with the fishes if she ever opened her mouth. It was exciting at first, but Anne wanted to switch things up a bit. She’d be a naughty meter maid, and he’d be Zach Braff’s Italian brother: Denzel Washington.
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June 30th, 2008 by
Amy Winehouse performed at the Glastonbury festival over the weekend and attacked a fan during a song. Supposedly, somebody tried to “grab” Amy (Cocaine is a helluva drug.), and she responded by throwing some elbows of fury. The crazy part is, she’s not even looking while she’s letting those death knobs fly. As of this post, no charges have been filed and the police aren’t launching an investigation. BBC News reports:
“The ‘lashing out’ was when someone tried to grab her hair and she reacted,” the spokesman said. He added that “one person misbehaving” did not spoil the singer’s enjoyment of her performance.
But footage of the incident did not clearly show what provoked her lunge.
The Grammy-winning singer was on fine form and in good voice for most of the set, going some way to dispelling fears about her health. She jumped down into the security pit for the last two songs, separated from the fans by a crush barrier.
If you watch the video after the jump, you can see that maybe, perhaps Amy Winehouse should’ve rested up from her hospital stint before interacting with the public. When she’s not trying to thank them for buying tickets by breaking their faces, Amy performs exactly like I walk home after a night of drinking: All kinds of wobbly and thinking “How did I end up in heels again?”
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June 30th, 2008 by
Hugh Grant’s beloved film favorite Four Weddings And A Funeral has topped a new internet poll to find the best British movie of all time.
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June 30th, 2008 by
Members of the Screen Actors’ Guild (SAG) have denied plans for an immediate strike against Hollywood studios despite their contract’s expiration on Monday.
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