Andy Dick arrested for living up to his last name

July 16th, 2008 by

Andy Dick was arrested again and this time it was for suspected drug possession and sexual battery according to the Press Enterprise

Police were called to Buffalo Wild Wings on Murrieta Hot Springs Road at 1:13 a.m. in response to a report of a drunken man causing a disturbance outside the restaurant, the release said.

Witnesses told officers that as a man left the restaurant, he walked up to two females, grabbed the tank top and bra of the 17-year-old girl and pulled them down, exposing her, the news release said.

The suspect was then escorted to a truck by several of his friends, witnesses told officers. Officers stopped the truck as it was leaving the location and found Dick in the front passenger seat of the truck, the news release said.

Dick was identified by the 17-year-old girl and a witness in a curbside line-up, the news release said.

I think he has gone too far this time. What he did to that girl is disgusting and the fact that she is only 17 makes it even more horrific. I hope he gets some serious jail time for what he did and not just rehab. 

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Andy Dick arrested for sexually assaulting a minor

July 16th, 2008 by

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Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl’s top and bra, according to the AP:

Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of “an intoxicated male” urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.
When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, “grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” the statement said.
Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared “extremely intoxicated,” police said.

I’d say “extremely intoxicated” is an understatement. Judging by the mug shot above, Andy Dick probably thinks he’s on the planet Endor. Now where’s that Ewok he tried to fondle? And what is this strange tree he’s inside of with this bald, tattooed gentleman who wants to snuggle?*

*Please, join me in prayer that this man is the “shiv you in the abdomen” type. Amen.

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How much did Andy Dick pay those women to pose with him like that?

December 9th, 2007 by

Andy Dick posed with those 5 women in Las Vegas last night which makes wonder in a town where prostitution is legal…how much Andy Dick paid them? Not that I think they are prostitutes, I am just trying to understand out why any sane woman would pose with Andy Dick like that?

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