It’s a scientific fact that Barbara Walters had sex with every famous man alive between 1920 and, well, let’s assume she’s still going at it. No, wait, don’t-*HORF* Anyway, it should’ve come to no surprise when she admitted to having an affair with high-powered Senator Brooke of Massachusetts during the 70s. Barbara disclosed the affair to Oprah Winfrey on an episode scheduled to air next week. The AP reports:

“He said, ‘This is going to come out. This is going to ruin your career,’” then reminded her that Brooke was up for re-election a year later. “‘This is going to ruin him. You’ve got to break this off.’”
Winfrey asks Walters if she was in love.
“I was certainly — I don’t know — I was certainly infatuated.”
“Infatuated.”
“I was certainly involved,” Walters says. “He was exciting. He was brilliant. It was exciting times in Washington.”

While he’s no longer a spring chicken, Senator Brooke stuck to man-code and denied passing legislation of the sexy persuasion with Bawbwa:

“I have had a lifetime policy and practice of not discussing my personal and private life, or the personal and private lives of others, with the notable exception of what I wrote in my recently published autobiography, `Bridging the Divide: My Life,’” he told The Associated Press in a phone interview from Miami. A relationship with Walters wasn’t mentioned in his book.

I know what you’re thinking: Barbara Walters? I thought she was a robot. Ha ha! No.* You see, back then Barbara was the sexiest thing since sliced bread. And in the 70s she was only the ripe, post-menopausal age of 82. RAWR!

*But maybe.

Here’s a clip of Kim Kardashian and Bruce Jenner’s appearance on The View this morning. It’s kind of funny to see Barbara Walters animated corpse cut right through the bullshit and ask Kim why she’s famous. Barbara even asked about the sex tape which is always a great conversation to have with an elderly woman. All in all, this interview could’ve been better. Namely by having Elisabeth Hasselbeck get her conservative freak on with Kim Kardashian. Just have her pretend George Bush is stuck in Kim’s dress and Elisabeth has to get him out using a variety of massage oils or else a gay couple will marry. You know, something classy for the daytime audience.

Thanks to Rockers94 who’s man enough to wear leather pants and listen to Whitesnake.

Forbes Magazine just released their Celebrity 100 list with the world’s most powerful celebs. They’ve added up annual salaries, web rank, PR rank and TV rank.

Last year Oprah Winfrey earned $260 million for the year! Prisoner Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears didn’t even make the list.

Here is the full list from Forbes:

If I was a millionaire…

I would give Paris Hilton a quatrer for the phone.

Paris Hilton called Barbara Walters collect from prison yesterday to put some of the recent rumors around her to rest.

Paris told Barbara that she will be getting released in 14 days on June 25. She also explained that she isn’t on anti-depressants and never has been.

However, she did say that she is on a spiritual high since she has had a “spiritual awakening” after spending some time in the slammer.

On a breakthough she confirmed that when she gets out she is going to be a new person and that she will never drink and drive again! I should hope not!

Paris said, “I used to act dumb, it was an act and that act is no longer cute. I do not want to be that person for the young girls that looked up to me. I am 26 and it’s a different time. God has given me this new chance.“

She also said that her spiritual advisor told her, “My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that’s why I was sent to jail. God has released me.“

She said that when she is released from jail she wants to use her power and name to help with charities.