October 3rd, 2008 by

In an unexpected Friday surprise, I got a hold of some Beyonce Knowles bikini pics. I gotta admit though, they’re a tad anticlimactic considering she usually errs on the side of smokin’ hot. It’s like unwrapping a Wii on Christmas morning, but inside the box is not Beyonce’s butt. Curse you, Claus!
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September 6th, 2008 by
Seriously WTF is Solange Knowles wearing? Just when you think she can't wear anything worse, she dons an outfit like that. Her stylist might be quack.
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September 6th, 2008 by
What is that bird's nest on Beyonce's head? It makes her look at least 20 years older than she already looks and she already looks 20 years oldern than she is.
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July 31st, 2008 by
Beyonce's dad, Matthew Knowles is spilling the beans that Destiny's Child might perform a reunion show next month, but according to ITN that is all he is saying. I guess we can tell how their careers are going if they are reuniting already.
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May 16th, 2008 by
WTF is Marc Cherry thinking because The Sun is reporting that Beyonce-Z is in talks to guest star on Desperate Housewives next season.
“They've already agreed to give Beyoncé a cameo appearance,” said a source from the singer’s camp. “But we're hoping that she could be written in for a recurring role, or possibly even a permanent one.”
Noooo. What is with all these annoying tabloid singer/actresses guest starring on TV shows. Isn't it bad enough that we have Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother, Lindsay Lohan on Ugly Betty and now we are going to have Beyonce on Desperate Housewives. Make it stop please!
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May 6th, 2008 by
Beyonce did her first red carpet last night since secretly getting married last month to Jay-Z and by looking at those pictures, I am not sure it was the shotgun wedding we all originally thought…but then again it could still be too early to show.
BTW I must admit I really like her dress.
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May 1st, 2008 by

Hollyscoop claims to have exclusive information that Jay-Z now has 100 problems and a kid is one. Beyonce is reportedly pregnant which led to the clandestine nuptials in early April:
A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting. Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon…. They rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.
Listen, kids, getting pregnant is no reason to get married. That’s just crazy talk. If the movie Juno has taught me anything, it’s that getting knocked up can be a hilarious, super-indie experience that’s fun for the whole family. Ha ha! Now excuse me while I duct-tape Diablo Cody’s hands back to the stripper pole before she writes again.
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May 1st, 2008 by

Hollyscoop claims to have exclusive information that Jay-Z now has 100 problems and a kid is one. Beyonce is reportedly pregnant which led to the clandestine nuptials in early April:
A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting. Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon…. They rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.
Listen, kids, getting pregnant is no reason to get married. That’s just crazy talk. If the movie Juno has taught me anything, it’s that getting knocked up can be a hilarious, super-indie experience that’s fun for the whole family. Ha ha! Now excuse me while I duct-tape Diablo Cody’s hands back to the stripper pole before she writes again.
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May 1st, 2008 by

Hollyscoop claims to have exclusive information that Jay-Z now has 100 problems and a kid is one. Beyonce is reportedly pregnant which led to the clandestine nuptials in early April:
A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting. Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon…. They rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.
Listen, kids, getting pregnant is no reason to get married. That’s just crazy talk. If the movie Juno has taught me anything, it’s that getting knocked up can be a hilarious, super-indie experience that’s fun for the whole family. Ha ha! Now excuse me while I duct-tape Diablo Cody’s hands back to the stripper pole before she writes again.
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May 1st, 2008 by

Hollyscoop claims to have exclusive information that Jay-Z now has 100 problems and a kid is one. Beyonce is reportedly pregnant which led to the clandestine nuptials in early April:
A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting. Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon…. They rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.
Listen, kids, getting pregnant is no reason to get married. That’s just crazy talk. If the movie Juno has taught me anything, it’s that getting knocked up can be a hilarious, super-indie experience that’s fun for the whole family. Ha ha! Now excuse me while I duct-tape Diablo Cody’s hands back to the stripper pole before she writes again.
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April 22nd, 2008 by
Their reps might still deny that they are married, but the signed marriage license that they submitted speaks louder than words. People reports that the paper work was submitted on Friday in Scarsdale, NY for their April 4th marriage. Even though NY State Law says you need to file 5 days after you married, they will not be charged a penalty because it is waved for others.
Now that their marriage is confirmed when are they confirm or deny she is pregnant? I guess we will have to watch her belly to find out that one…
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April 7th, 2008 by

Unless you drank yourself into a coma on Friday and are therefore my new Messiah, you probably heard the reports of Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles allegedly having a secret wedding. While no one has confirmed the marriage, Mary J. Blige let the cat out of the bag while performing with Jay-Z in North Carolina Saturday night. OK! Magazine reports:
“Congratulations to my man, Jay-Z, and my girl B,” the singer announced to the audience at the beginning of her set at the Greensboro Coliseum.
And while no grand announcement was made during Jay-Z’s time on stage, eyewitness sources confirm to OK! that the former Destiny’s Child singer did make the trip to Greensboro with her new hubby.
I always figured if Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles got married it’d be inside a submarine made of diamonds. Then, when it sank to the bottom (Diamonds make shitty nautical crafts.), everyone would shake their heads and say, “Thank God Kim Kardashian’s still alive.” I’m such a hopeless romantic sometimes.
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April 1st, 2008 by
Beyonce and Jay-Z finally are one step closer to getting married because it is rumored by Us Weekly that they got a marriage license today in Scarsdale, NY.
Keeping hush on wedding details, the couple have only told friends they would like to marry in May after Jay-Z's tour ends.
"Jay is trying to pull it together quickly and on the fly to keep it private," the source said. "They really wanted it to be private."
If he wants to keep it quiet and private he shouldn't get the license a month before they plan to marry. But then again today is April Fool's Day and these might be punking us? Personally I wish they would get married already so we can move to is she pregnant rumor!
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March 10th, 2008 by
Is it just me does Beyonce look more like she is playing Aunt Ester from Sanford and Son than she does Etta James? That is not a good look for her to say the least.

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February 11th, 2008 by
Can you believe that Tina Turner is 68 after watching her performance last night at the Grammys! Dang she looks amazing and is still moving like she did in 1968!!! You go girl!!!
BTW she showed up Beyonce.

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February 10th, 2008 by
Another Beyonce hair-don't. That look makes her look so much older that she actually looks more like Solange's mother than her older sister.

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December 22nd, 2007 by
Who thinks they either stuffed or airbrushed Beyonce's butt to make it Bootylicious?
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November 20th, 2007 by

Beyonce Knowles attended the American Music Awards over the weekend and received the award for International Star of the Year. I think Beyonce and Kim Kardashian should combine forces and, after the ensuing earthquake, become a crime fighting duo. They’d be like Batman and Robin, except they wouldn’t be able to ride in the same vehicle together. Unless they make aircraft carriers that work on the highway. In which case I totally want one. No, make that two. I drink a lot, so I’d like to apologize in advance to the entire housing development I’ll eventually plow into. I guarantee you that I’ll have no clue how I launched a stealth bomber into your living room, but I’m sure it’ll be wicked awesome. You know, if you ignore all the death.
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November 6th, 2007 by
That will teach Beyonce to wear a shirt flowy dress with that underwear. Positive note at least she was wearing undies!
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October 12th, 2007 by

It’s a slow news day, so here’s Beyonce at the Samsung press conference for her new B Phone with some tape on her boob. Or glue. A scar? Look, what am I, a glue tape scar expert? No. I’m just the guy that sits here bench pressing trucks while women throw themselves at me and ogle my muscles. Sometimes I also play with puppies.
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