During a song and dance number at the Oscars, Beyonce’s nipple popped out while being dipped by Hugh Jackman which proves my theory that just looking at him causes women’s breasts to fly out. This is why I’ll be… …read full story
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I was debating to say Beyonce was wearing her Motel's curtains or bed spread, but the one I didn't debate is how ugly that dress is. BTW when did her butt get so big again?
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Whoever told Beyonce that wearing that necklace with that dress should be fired. You wear a necklace like that with a turtleneck or a really low cut dress, but not with a neckline with that. That dress is so simple it didn't need anything around her neck especially not that monstrosity.
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Etta James had a moment at a Seattle concert last week where she trashed Beyonce for singing a rendition of “At Last” at President Barack Obama’s inauguration. Which is odd considering Beyonce recently played Etta in the film Cadillac… …read full story
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Beyonce went to the premiere of her latest movie (in which she will prove she can't act yet again) yesterday and revealed her hairy pits. Rule #1 if you are goingsleeveless dress, shave your pits. I guess she figured now that she is married she doesn't have to shave under her arms, but it is not only about Jay-Z it is about us too.
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Beyonce went to the premiere of her latest movie (in which she will prove she can't act yet again) yesterday and revealed her hairy pits. Rule #1 if you are goingsleeveless dress, shave your pits. I guess she figured now that she is married she doesn't have to shave under her arms, but it is not only about Jay-Z it is about us too.
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Beyonce performed on The Today Show this morning, and I don’t know sign language, but I’m pretty sure I can decipher the message being delivered here:
“Kim Kardashian, it’s on. My ghetto booty vs. your buttpad. Downtown LA. November 29. 6-8 PM. (On account of rain, butt-off will be moved indoors.) Bring a covered dish.”
Again, no sign language expert. But I think I caught the gist.
Video after the jump.
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Seriously who dresses Beyonce and her sister Solange and tell them that they look good? Seriously those Fringe sunglasses are the dumbest shades I have ever seen and we have all seen some really weird sunglasses. And what is up with those hat and makeup?
I guess Beyonce will blame all these recent fashion faux pas on her alter ego Sasha Fierce, but we all know they are both one in the same and both are full of bad ideas.
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Justin Timberlake out danced in Beyonce last night on Saturday Night Live. That spoof was d!ck in a box, but it definitely was a bunch of d!cks in a leotard.
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When did Beyonce's hip get so wide load? Who the heck dressed her in the GA outfit…her sister Solange Knowles? Plus who came up with that Edward Scissorhands Michael Jackson one glove look? Too bad Mr Blackwell passed away because her and her sister should be topping the Worst Dressed List.
BTW Beyonce I so agree with you that dress made me sick to my stomach too.
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Seriously is Solange dressing her sister now? Beyonce it is 30 years too late for you to dress like you are going to perform at a ballet recital.
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In an unexpected Friday surprise, I got a hold of some Beyonce Knowles bikini pics. I gotta admit though, they’re a tad anticlimactic considering she usually errs on the side of smokin’ hot. It’s like unwrapping a Wii on Christmas morning, but inside the box is not Beyonce’s butt. Curse you, Claus!
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Seriously WTF is Solange Knowles wearing? Just when you think she can't wear anything worse, she dons an outfit like that. Her stylist might be quack.
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What is that bird's nest on Beyonce's head? It makes her look at least 20 years older than she already looks and she already looks 20 years oldern than she is.
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Beyonce's dad, Matthew Knowles is spilling the beans that Destiny's Child might perform a reunion show next month, but according to ITN that is all he is saying. I guess we can tell how their careers are going if they are reuniting already.
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WTF is Marc Cherry thinking because The Sun is reporting that Beyonce-Z is in talks to guest star on Desperate Housewives next season.
“They've already agreed to give Beyoncé a cameo appearance,” said a source from the singer’s camp. “But we're hoping that she could be written in for a recurring role, or possibly even a permanent one.”
Noooo. What is with all these annoying tabloid singer/actresses guest starring on TV shows. Isn't it bad enough that we have Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother, Lindsay Lohan on Ugly Betty and now we are going to have Beyonce on Desperate Housewives. Make it stop please!
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Beyonce did her first red carpet last night since secretly getting married last month to Jay-Z and by looking at those pictures, I am not sure it was the shotgun wedding we all originally thought…but then again it could still be too early to show.
BTW I must admit I really like her dress.
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Hollyscoop claims to have exclusive information that Jay-Z now has 100 problems and a kid is one. Beyonce is reportedly pregnant which led to the clandestine nuptials in early April:
A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting. Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon…. They rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.
Listen, kids, getting pregnant is no reason to get married. That’s just crazy talk. If the movie Juno has taught me anything, it’s that getting knocked up can be a hilarious, super-indie experience that’s fun for the whole family. Ha ha! Now excuse me while I duct-tape Diablo Cody’s hands back to the stripper pole before she writes again.
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Hollyscoop claims to have exclusive information that Jay-Z now has 100 problems and a kid is one. Beyonce is reportedly pregnant which led to the clandestine nuptials in early April:
A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting. Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon…. They rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.
Listen, kids, getting pregnant is no reason to get married. That’s just crazy talk. If the movie Juno has taught me anything, it’s that getting knocked up can be a hilarious, super-indie experience that’s fun for the whole family. Ha ha! Now excuse me while I duct-tape Diablo Cody’s hands back to the stripper pole before she writes again.
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Hollyscoop claims to have exclusive information that Jay-Z now has 100 problems and a kid is one. Beyonce is reportedly pregnant which led to the clandestine nuptials in early April:
A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting. Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon…. They rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.
Listen, kids, getting pregnant is no reason to get married. That’s just crazy talk. If the movie Juno has taught me anything, it’s that getting knocked up can be a hilarious, super-indie experience that’s fun for the whole family. Ha ha! Now excuse me while I duct-tape Diablo Cody’s hands back to the stripper pole before she writes again.
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