Hey guys, great news! Britney Spears isn’t dating her longtime agent Jason Trawick! That’s right, something you didn’t even know was happening isn’t happening! Us Weekly has the “exclusive”: “They are absolutely, 100 percent not dating,” the source …read full story

Kevin Federline is babysitting his way back into Britney Spears’ vagina. The two are apparently getting closer together while traveling the US for Britney’s Circus tour. Star reports: “The truth is, they’re falling in love again,” says an insider… …read full story

Seen here terrorizing performing in Long Island last night, Britney Spears launched her latest video for “If U Seek Amy” on her website today. Like most of her videos with no discernible audience, if you enjoy prominent displays of… …read full story

First, let me pay Britney Spears a compliment on these bikini photos of her taken yesterday in Miami: She looks slightly above average - which is a giant step from the days of Predator Britney and the Search for… …read full story

Here’s Britney Spears touching down in Miami also sporting Daisy Duke cutoffs. Because if this site’s about anything, it’s comparisons. - - And lesbians covered in chocolate sauce. (COMING SOON!) Alternate Post for Brit-Brit Fans: Why can’t Sean be. …read full story

Before performing at American Airlines Arena (above), Britney Spears visited a group of sick children at a Miami hospital yesterday as part of an obvious PR stunt. Because like most people, the first person I want near terminally ill… …read full story

Getting a nice look at these pics of Britney Spears’ concert in Atlanta last night? Good. So did her kids. Because she has the parenting skills of a wombat, Britney issued an official statement on her blog making it… …read full story

Despite performing with her on tour, Madonna apparently isn’t a fan of Britney Spears’ music. Then again, Madonna hasn’t been a teenage girl since Henry Ford rolled out the Model T, and she had sex with him in the… …read full story

Per an arrangement with Britney Spears, Kevin Federline is being paid an extra five grand a week to watch the kids and provided a free rental house in whatever town’s she set up base while on tour. So how… …read full story

Britney Spears kicked off her Circus tour Tuesday night in New Orleans where she no doubt inspired Madonna to never eat solid foods for the rest of her life. Seriously, I feel like I’m at a truck stop strip… …read full story

Britney Spears has been announced as the 2009 Candies Girl, according to her blog. That has to suck for Hayden Panettiere who was the Candies Girl. Nothing like getting tossed aside for Britney Spears, but maybe this’ll teach Hayden… …read full story

These are shots of Britney Spears landing in New Orleans where she’ll kick off her Circus tour on Tuesday. For someone who’s trying to get their shit back in shape and deliver a performance that doesn’t end in violent… …read full story

An arrest warrant for Britney Spears’ paparazzi ex was issued Tuesday for the felony charges of assault with a deadly weapon, hit-and-run and battery. The charges stem from an incident two weeks when a process server attempted to serve… …read full story

Britney Spears’ father Jamie Spears is currently fighting to get a permanent restraining order against Sam Lutfi. Jamie appeared in court yesterday to testify that Sam has been contacting Britney in an attempt to disrupt the conservatorship. Except …read full story

Here’s a wax statue of Britney Spears that was unveiled today at Madame Tussauds in London. Finally, a version we can leave with alone with her children. Slap some PB&J’s in those waxy paws, and I dare anyone to… …read full story

While nobody, including Sam Lutfi, thought his lawsuit against Britney Spears and her parents was for anything but money, TMZ has uncovered information that shows Sam is up to this douchebeard in debt: According to documents obtained by TMZ,… …read full story

In an unbelievably retarded legal move, Sam Lutfi has filed a lawsuit against Britney, Jamie and Lynne Spears claiming “libel, defamation, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and breach of contract.” TMZ reports: According to the p …read full story

Britney Spears’ pending US tour in March may hit the shitter thanks to Kevin Federline’s lawyers. Britney, Kevin and Jamie Spears hashed out a deal where Britney would have three bases in New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles… …read full story

Britney Spears’ ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib was served his restraining order to stay away from the pop singer Saturday morning which, apparently, interrupted the sex he was having with his ex-wife. You know, the one he divorced while screwing a… …read full story

Britney Spears’ ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib was served his restraining order to stay away from the pop singer Saturday morning which, apparently, interrupted the sex he was having with his ex-wife. You know, the one he divorced while screwing a… …read full story