Elisabetta Gregoraci continues her summer of digging gold in a bikini. There’s just something about Itailan Wonderbra models. Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen not nearly enough and want to continually stare at her while praying to the Internet gods she’ll jump out of your screen. Sure, to do sexy stuff, but would it kill her to make a sandwich?

UPDATE: It did. Whoops! Gonna need a shower curtain. Italians are a calm, understanding people with a distaste for revenge, right? Okay, good.

Here’s some new bikini shots of Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci at Blue Beach with her husband Flavio Briatore. If anything, I hope these pictures will inspire you. You see, folks, with a little hard work and determination, anyone can grow up to become a fat rich Italian guy who buys and sells models like they’re baseball cards - with breasts. Dream big, everybody!

These are shots of Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci on her honeymoon with husband Flavio Briatore. You may remember Flavio as the Italian businessman who knocked up Heidi Klum then bounced. Clearly, this man knows he can get any woman he wants, and maybe the ability to shoot gold nuggets from his penis has something to do with it. I dunno, NASA’s looking into it. And also providing me an estimate. I’m aiming for a similar set-up of my own, except I’m not rich, so, ladies, I hope you like Pop Tarts!