June 11th, 2008 by
Seriously imagine the blockbuster dud that Sylvester Stalone and Eddie Murphy, Jeffrey Katzenberg and Steve Speilberg could make together. Rocky vs The Nutty Professor? Beverly Hills Rambo? Oscar Shrek and the Search for a Title People Can Remember?
Even Jack Nicholson agrees with me that those 4 working together would be a bad idea.
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March 27th, 2008 by
G-d bless Jack Nicholson to still get those young girls at 70 and I bet he is not viagraing it!
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March 13th, 2008 by
Maybe if Jack Nicholson’s ad was more like that I would consider voting for Hilary Clinton. Not!
But you have to admit that parody is funny. If you like that ad, check out omovies to see some of the other funny stuff they have done.
UPDATE: Here is there take how the Dr Phil interview with ex-Gov Spitzer would be like and I think they are pretty right on.

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January 23rd, 2008 by

Jack Nicholson walked out of the Wolseley Restaurant in London last night when paparazzi informed him of the death of Heath Ledger. They told him it was a drug overdose which prompted Jack to say “That’s awful. I warned him.” Then somebody shoved a Joker photo in his face for him to sign. Who could pull off such incredible levels of douche-ness? I mean besides Ashton Kutcher, Criss Angel (Were necklaces found at the scene?), Carson Daly, Adnan Ghalib, Andy Dick, my ex-girlfriend (She thought Clooney was a good Batman. How could we stay together after that?), Sam Lufti, Dick Cheney, Ryan Seacrest, the real Joker (I know you’re out there!), Billy Bush from Access Hollywood, Jimmy Fallon…. Anyone I’m leaving out?
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News
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January 10th, 2008 by
I just love the way that Jack Nicholson was so cool to the paparazzi that I had to post it. A few weeks ago he made the top 10 list of best autographers, after seeing that video now we know why he did!

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December 17th, 2007 by
I love that picture of Billy Crystal point to Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman so much, I had to post it! I wish he would host the Oscars again because he was best of them all!!!
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December 10th, 2007 by
Although Jack Nicholson has only 3 kids he knows about, he tells The Sun it could have been as many as 9,000 if his sperm impregnated every women he was with.
“There could be 9,000 for all I know – I used to live so freely.”
Jack, 70 – whose exes include actress ANJELICA HOUSTON – admits calming down with age. He said: “You can’t get too wild these days but I’m as wild as you can get.”
A source said: “He loves women – it’s as simple as that.”
9,000 kids dang that was some wild days. He is lucky all he got was 3 kids the way he lived…
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October 18th, 2007 by
There are very few directors who can diss Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino and Jack Nicholson and get away with and be taken seriously. One of the few is Francis Ford Coppola and that is exactly what he is doing according to New York Daily News.
"I met both Pacino and De Niro when they were really on the come," Coppola tells GQ's Nate Penn. "They were young and insecure. Now Pacino is very rich, maybe because he never spends any money; he just puts it in his mattress. De Niro was deeply inspired by (Coppola's studio American) Zoetrope and created an empire and is wealthy and powerful.
"Nicholson was — when I met him and worked with him — he was always kind of a joker. He's got a little bit of a mean streak. He's intelligent, always wired in with the big guys and the big bosses of the studios.
"I don't know what any of them want anymore. I don't know that they want the same things. Pacino always wanted to do theater … (He) will say, 'Oh, I was raised next to a furnace in New York, and I'm never going to go to L.A.,' but they all live off the fat of the land."
"I think if there was a role that De Niro was hungry for, he would come after it. I don't think Jack would. Jack has money and influence and girls, and I think he's a little bit like (Marlon) Brando, except Brando went through some tough times. I guess they don't want to do it anymore.
I see Coppola's point, but two of those 3 have earned the right to have that attitude.
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