Jennifer “Anyone need some glass cut?” Aniston is apparently threatened by the looks of Jennifer Connelly. The two star in the upcoming comedy He’s Just Not That Into You along with Drew Barrymore, and Ginnifer Goodwin. The ladies were all set to appear on the cover of Marie Claire but Jennifer Aniston decided she didn’t want Jennifer Connelly involved with the shoot, according to the latest issue of Life & Style:

“Word is, Aniston threatened to pull out if Jennifer was part of the cover,” says an insider familiar with the movie’s shoot. “It was all about getting Jennifer Aniston front and center and looking as sexy as possible.”
While Aniston’s rep denies that there’s any discord between the actresses, they just didn’t hit it off, says the insider: “There was no camaraderie between those two whatsoever. They didn’t seem like friends in the slightest.”

Noticeably absent from the shoot was Scarlett Johannson who’s also in the movie. Sources tell me Jennifer Aniston is holding Ryan Reynolds hostage - much to the squealing glee of John Mayer. Who quickly covered his tracks by running outside and eating a raw steak in front of the paps. “See?” he said. “I’m all man. I love chicks. In fact, I don’t even have Ryan Reynolds chained to my drum set. That’s how much I love chicks. Now excuse me, I’ve got a chart-topping album to record.” Moments later, a frantic drum solo was heard that ended as quickly as it started. But with a cymbal crash and someone yelling “Definitely, maybe, SHAZAM!”

Thanks to Rebecca who knows there’s a time and place for the turkey to be done.

Jennifer Connelly attended the Glamour 2007 Women of the Year Awards last night. I just felt like posting these pics because, well, she’s hot. Also I respect her for all those times she showed her boobs in so many movies. I know she doesn’t do that sort of thing anymore, but I guess she doesn’t want to win an Oscar. Hey, sometimes it’s just about the acting. I guess.

Edit: Jennifer Connelly apparently won an Academy Award for Best Actress in A Beautiful Mind. A movie where she remained fully clothed. I see. So they’re just giving Oscars away now these days? Based solely on acting? That’s the stupidest idea in the world. Who came up with this? I bet it was Hitler.