Jordan is so unhappy with the plastic surgery she got 2 months ago that she is flying back to The State to get it redone according to the Daily Mail. Here is the shocker, she actually wants to go smaller in the boob area and not bigger.

"I'm really disappointed. In fact I'm going back to the States to get them re-done."

 

Explaining why she isn't impressed, Katie continued: "They look fine in bra but they hang too low when I'm standing up and it's really bad when I'm lying down. There's about a four inch gap.

"I've had three boob jobs done before and I've seen enough other ones to know what they should look like and they're not right.

"I've also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting and there's excess skin so the doctor either hasn't filled the skin up enough or he hasn't removed enough skin."

But the surgery, which has been booked for six months time, means she will have to delay plans for another baby.

Katie added: "This is the other annoying thing - he said he will re-do it in six months and then there's the recovery time after that and it means I won't be able to have another baby for 18-months, so it's set that back as well."

She also said that she is unhappy with the work that she had done on her teeth and is in constant pain. The woman who was made by plastic surgery had one final thought to share.

"I tell you what - anyone reading this, just stay natural because I've been through all this and look at the state of me.

"They [botched] up my boobs and they [botched] up my teeth and I've been in pain for six weeks.

"I don't want any more surgery, though. I've had enough! I've had enough of anaesthetics and I've had enough of recovering.

"I don't want to look 18 when I'm 60."

Good for her for telling people to remain natural, hopefully more people will follow her words because she speaks from experience. 

Peter Andre sat down with Loaded and he told them that Jordan was not his type when they first met because he was not really into fake breasts and blond hair, but after he got to know her that all changed. And now that she had her way too big implants out, how did he fell about them…

Katie Price got lucky when she met her Prince of man! And as you know I so agree with him, they were way to big for her body!!! 

Loaded will be out on stands tomorrow and you can read more of this really sincere interview with Peter Andre!

(photo from Mr Paparazzi)

Jordan is proud of her new smaller boobs declaring her old bigger boobs are so passe according to Digital Spy 

I am glad she realized that big boobs are out because she looks so much better with the new look! 

The Sun

Wow they really are gone, but finally Jordan looks like a normal girl and not a porn star. Smart choice on the breast reduction! 

Mr Paparazzi (check them out for more pix)

Tiaamii is just so cute! And Jordan looks so much better with the smaller boobs!  

Mr Paparazzi (check them out for more pix)

Tiaamii is just so cute! And Jordan looks so much better with the smaller boobs!  

Mr Paparazzi

Jordan looks so much better now that she has gone down to a 32D! Princess Tiaamii looks just like Peter Andre except with red hair! 

Katie Price aka Jordan posted on MySpace about a rumor that she will be playing Edie Brit's sister. I had not heard the rumor but I hope it is true. Seriously how awesome would she be in the role? All the girls on Desperate Housewives would despise if she guest starred on the show because she is younger than all of them.  

Katie Price aka Jordan's MySpace

OMG! How awesome is that first picture of Jordan? I just love the way the water and her hair create that effect, it is just so cool. I wonder how many takes and frames it took that perfect picture.

Jordan aka Katie Price's little sister Sophie wants to be just like her according to The Sun.

“I wouldn’t ever go massive like Kate – it would look ridiculous as I’m only a tiny 5ft 4in!

“I’d just like to go a bit bigger, maybe one size up to a C cup. I really like the bullet boob look at the moment.

“But I won’t be going topless just yet because it won’t leave me anywhere to go as a model – and that’s important to me.

“I’d love to appear on Page 3 in the future.

“And although it's probably years off, it's one of my ambitions to follow in Kate's footsteps and model for Playboy.

“Kate did the American one and I think that’s a really big achievement.

“That’s definitely one of my goals – I’d love to be a Playboy girl. Bring it on, woo!”

She adds: “Kate’s been like, ‘Yeah go on, do it.’ She’s guiding me. But she has warned me that the operations are really painful and can leave you feeling sore.

“She’s also been giving me tips for posing in a way that makes your boobs look bigger – not that she ever needs to do that!”

Up until now, Sophie has been limited to photoshoots in swimwear and plain outfits because of her age. But she turned 18 earlier this month and is now ready to turn up the heat.

Sophie says: “I can be so much more daring now I’m 18.

“It felt great being able to pose in such sexy lingerie at last.

“Kate’s going to love the pictures, especially this one of me in the knee-high boots.”

Nothing better than getting sisterly advice about getting a boob job. Wonder if Jordan will be jealous her if she makes it bigger than her.

BTW she really doesn't look her half-sister Jordan, does she? 

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I can't wait to see the new and improved Jordan because she looks so much better with her new 32DDs!!! 

(photo from Katie Price aka Jordan's MySpace)

The thing I love most about Jordan is you never know what she is going and today she had another winner according to The Sun.

"Sex toys aren't exactly like real life, are they?

"They're as cold as anything.

"They should make them heated, bring out a new heated range."

What happened to that real one she has at home…Peter Andre. She did talk about Peter Andre and believe it or not it was not sexual.

"You learn from all your relationships, whether they go your way or not, so I don't have any regrets.

"I learnt never to trust a man 100 per cent, although I do trust Pete now.

"Every man I'd been with sold his story on me, so I just felt more protected that way."

It only took her two kids and four years to feel that way, but at least she is finally able to trust him! 

Mr Paparazzi (check the out for more pix of the two!)

It is so weird to see Peter Andre as a bleached blond and Jordan with jet black hair, isn't it suppose to be the other way around? Actually it needs to be because that look is not working for him. 

When Peter Andre saw Boy George on the telly in 1983 he said "She was hot!" according to The Sun. To make things even more telling he also declared, “I thought I was going to marry this woman.”  I would love to have been there when someone told him Boy George is a boy…assuming he is over him.

OK, knowing how crazy Peter Andre and Jordan's love making is, I wonder is he makes her dress up as a Boy George and sing Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? 

The Sun

Could you imagine that picture without underwear…let's not. BTW I love that Jordan has undies that say Mrs. Andre. 

ONTD

Harvey is getting so big and he looks so happy with Jordan. Poor kid has been dealt a crappy hand over and over again and yet he still has a big smile on his face! 

(photo from Katie Price aka Jordan's MySpace)

Jordan was afraid she was going to die young in a car crash according to Sky Showbiz, but after talking ot a medium she is no longer scared.

They report her as saying: "I'm not scared of dying because I've been told by a medium that I'm going to die in my sleep."

A friend of the star said: "Katie's always predicting how she'll die.

"Before she saw the psychic, she was convinced she'd pass away at a young age in a car accident. But talking about premature death isn't helping matters for Pete."

Hopefully we will have her around a lot longer because she is always something interesting to blog about! 

YOU Magazine

Wow! Jordan should don that look more often because she looks so much better channeling the '40s than she does the new millennium.