She said, "No one wants to see an old hooker!" Julia exclaimed, "Do they?"

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Julia Roberts took her kids to Hawaii for the Labor Day weekend and also got her bikini on. What you can’t see in the background is terrified vacationers searching for pineapples to squeeze in their eyes. It was sort of like Pearl Harbor all over again - but with breasts.

Julie Roberts and her husband Danny Moder parked their Mercedes SUV in a handicapped spot while shopping over the weekend. Wow, this from the woman who wanted to take Britney Spears under her wing. At least Britney only neglects her children and endangers their lives, Julia. You, on the other hand, inconvenienced the old and/or the retarded by making them walk a few extra feet. Let me know how hot it is in hell because, well seriously, I want to know. I’ve done some things. Can’t really get into it, but let’s just say I didn’t know they were all nuns when I was filming. In retrospect, perhaps all that BBQ sauce wasn’t necessary.

Forbes Magazine just released their Celebrity 100 list with the world’s most powerful celebs. They’ve added up annual salaries, web rank, PR rank and TV rank.

Last year Oprah Winfrey earned $260 million for the year! Prisoner Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears didn’t even make the list.

Here is the full list from Forbes: