I’ve gotten a ton of e-mails asking me to post about Paraguayan Olympic javelin thrower Leryn Franco. So, to honor the Olympic spirit of unity and sportsmanship, I’ve scrounged up some bikini pics of Leryn. I’m a beacon of inspiration. In the meantime, why do I get the feeling there’s a penis joke waiting to be made here? Let’s see, javelin, penis. Penis, javelin… Nope, don’t see it. False alarm, everybody.