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(3:25 in)
Before Lily Allen wanted us to Smile and was showing off her extra nipple, she was in extra in the 1998 movie Elizabeth. Even though she was just 13, she looks exactly the same except now she is a little taller.
xoxo Jennifer

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British pop singer Lily Allen stopped by the Dutch TV show De Wereld Draait Door where she showed interviewer Jakhals Frank her third nipple - and let the dude touch it! Now that’s broadcast journalism, folks. Real issues with real people. Hard-hitting shit. All we’ve got here in the states is that guy who catches the perverts: Chris Hanson, who really needs to get out of my kitchen. No, I will not take a seat, sir!

NOTE: Video is NSFW and you’re going to want to skip ahead to the 2:20 mark for the superfluous nip-ness.

Apparently, Lily Allen and Katy Perry have a little feud going on after Katy called Lily fat. So, like two adults, they’ve taken their tiff online to Facebook FTW. The Sun reports:

Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
Lily also joined two groups on the networking site. One is called “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl”. The other is “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”

Oh my God, she joined a Facebook group that disses Katy Perry? I don’t know how you recover from that. Seriously, that’s hardcore right there. Hard fucking core. If I were Katy Perry, I wouldn’t even leave the house. Or wear clothes. Or even better; Not wear clothes at my house. Oh snap! What now, Lily Allen? Put that in your SuperWall and Friend Request it, bitch! *drops microphone*

Wait, that was my coffee mug. Little help?

Lily Allen covered Britney Spears’ #1 hit Womanizer and as much as I hate to admit, I like her version. What do you think?

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I always love Lily Allen blogs on MySpace because she takes the correct some of the stupid rumors about her. And seriously saying there was a feud between the two was so lame.

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Last night Lily Allen and Elton John had it out while presenting at the GQ awards, and lots of sources were saying that there was a serious rift between the two during that presentation. But after watching it, you can tell it was all scripted. How lame.
On another note, Elton looked way out if it.

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Lily Allen and Elton John presented the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London. Things got out of hand when Lily kept downing champagne like it was the antidote which pissed off Elton John and ended in the two exchanging words on-stage over who could snort the most coke. The Daily Mail reports:

When she came to announce ‘…and now the most important part of the night’, Elton chipped in ‘What? Are you going to have another drink?’
She fired back: ‘F*** off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!’
The shocked audience fell silent.
A clearly rattled Elton replied ‘I could still snort you under the table’. To which she replied: ‘F*** off. I don’t know what you are talking about.’
On more than one occasion, Elton could be seen having a stern word with her in the wings between awards. She barely made it off the stage after the awards ended - before drinking even more at the afterparty.

Folks, we’ve got ourselves a Snort Off. Okay, first one to OD and die, wins. Ready… GO!

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Lily Allen took to her blog today to explain why her nipples stepped out for some London air yesterday. It turns out she has small breasts and hates bras which is apparently the perfect recipe for Boobs Poppinsonia. And now the non-capitalized, oddly spaced writings of Lily Allen:

hello , i wore a loose fitting t shirt yesterday . I was very hot in London yesterday , and it’s no secret I don’t like wearing bras , besides i don’t need to, measuring in at 32A it hardly seems necessary .My boob fell out twice and people on the blogs are saying it was a publicity stunt . Can I just say , i have been keeping myself very much to myself recently , i’ve been gardening , decorating my new flat and looking after my greiving grandfather
If i wanted publicity , i’d be accepting invitations not to mention money for turning up to glamourous events . I’m actually trying really hard to be out of the public eye , as I’m really proud of the work i’ve put into my album and I want people to appreciate the music , yes I enjoy attention and praise , thats why i went into this job . But don’t accuse me of purposely slipping out of my clothes to get attention and press . I hate the fact that there are always 10 middle aged men following me everywhere that i go .
I understand that it’s the price i pay for having a nice house and nice clothes , and i treat them with courtesy when i don’t think that they particularly deserve it . i’m a very independent person and I like to live as normal a life as anybody where I can ,I live by myself , i drive myself around and run all my errands by myself . It’s actually incredibly embarrasing and lonely when I’m walking down the street and men are chasing me with their cameras , drawing attention to me and people then pointing and taking out their camera’s and phones all getting in on the action . I’m 5″2 i’m 23 and this stuff gets to me every so often , so when you see pictures of ” lily looking , glum” or ” lily in tears , again” it’s not because i’m upset about my relationships or because i’m hungover . It’s because i’m on my own and people are pointing at me like an animal in the zoo , talking about me as if i’m not there, meanwhile 10 -20 guys are all making money catching every second of it . Anyway my point is , i would never use my body in that way , I’m just not that kind of girl .

Anyone else stop reading when you realized you weren’t going to see a nipple? Yeah, me too.

British singer Lily Allen flashed the paparazzi her boob today while getting out of her car. Hey, tit happens, I completely understand. Those things pay my bills. But here’s what I don’t get: Later on, Lily does it again only this time with the other one! Jesus, lady. There’s an old saying: Boob me once, shame on you. Boob me twice, I’m gonna keep looking because, honestly, I’ve got nothing better to do, and I’m a dude.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions, so you might need a lookout.

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This is scary Lily Allen has only been in LA less than two days and she is already hanging with Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. I wonder how this pairing happened.
BTW if Lily Allen thought that hanging with with Rohan would make her more paparazzi friendly, see what happened when she left Il Sole in front of them. No one called out her name, even with her hot pink hair. Ouch. That has to suck.

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Lily Allen attended the UK Glamour Women of the Year Awards last night and no, you’re not tripping, that is Bambi on her dress spewing blood. Being the savvy type, Lily knew there’s only one accessory to complement such an outfit: a blind, raging drunk. After taking home the Editor’s Special Award, Lily celebrated by guzzling anything she could get her hands on. Sources tell me at one point she tried to chug a wristwatch. NY Daily News reports:

Allen had to be carried out of the ceremony’s afterparty by a bouncer after hitting the sauce a little too hard. She admitted, via her MySpace blog, that she’s feeling “awful” today after getting “very drunk.”
“It’s not cool getting that drunk,” she said. “Kids, drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this - not pretty!”

Oh yeah, she’s the one. Lily Allen, will you marry me? I couldn’t imagine a more beautiful wedding than the one where my darling bride sucker-punches the Maid of Honor before ralphing on the priest. *sniff* It’s too beautiful for words. (Not counting the ones I just typed.)