Matt Damon basically Jason Bourne’d Governor Sarah Palin in the face today while in Toronto promoting ONEXONE a Canadian children’s charity. His major concern seems to be what happens when John McCain kicks the bucket in office if the Republicans win?:

“You do the actuary tables, there’s a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn’t survive his first term, and it’ll be President Palin. It’s like a really bad Disney movie, “The Hockey Mom.’ Oh, I’m just a hockey mom from Alaska, and she’s president. “She’s facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It’s absurd.”

I… uh… wow. Okay, guys, try not to completely light the comment board on fire then piss on it. Otherwise, how else will I know how you truly feel about Kim Kardashian’s ass? See? I care about the issues.

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The ad features Matt Damon with different Americans’ voices - among them Michelle Obama, Cindy McCain and Mayor Bloomberg.
If you’re listening for them, Cindy says: “but there’s still more to do,” Michael says: “Democrats, Republicans, Independents,” and Michelle says: “who are coming together as ONE.”

You know I try to avoid politics on this blog, but this ad for ONE with Matt Damon doing more than ONE voice was too good not to share!

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Matt Damon is still answering questions about being f*cked by Sarah Silverman and then having his BFF Ben Affleck f*ck her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel. Here is what he told The Sun about a follow-up video.

He told The Sun: “I’m thinking about it, but I don’t know what I’m going to do yet.
“I’m still really shocked by the whole thing.
“It all started because at the end of every show Jimmy would say ‘apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time’ – like I’d got bumped.
“So Sarah came to me with this idea to get him back, and then him and Ben took it to the next level.
“I think it’s a little unfair actually as they had more money to spend.
“They definitely had better production values. I also thought the Aqua coloured shiny shirt he was wearing was outrageous.
“Ben phoned me from the studio and his voice went to a whisper, and he said ‘Harrison Ford is here’.
“To have Harrison singing ‘I’m f***ing Ben Affleck’ was a definite high point for both of us.”

I can’t wait to see the third video to come out of this because I don’t want to know (well I do) how much further they can take it…because they have so pushed the envelope and then some…
I wonder who will be f*cking who? Will Ben Affleck be f*cking Matt Damon or will Matt Damon be f*cking Ben Affleck? And who will Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel be f*cking while they decide?

Matt Damon is pregnant again! Whether his wife Luciana Barroso or Sarah Silverman is the father is up for debate. People reports:

The current PEOPLE Sexiest Man Alive, 37, and his wife, 32, stepped out Sunday night at the Empire Film Awards in London – with Luciana glowing (and sporting a baby bump).

While some might worry that the pregnancy will impact Matt Damon’s announcement he’ll do a fourth Jason Bourne movie, I have some exclusive news*. It turns out our boy Matt is working a De Niro. The fourth film is entitled The Bourne Reproduction. Breast milk meets danger August 2009.

*Pulled directly from my ass.

During his post-Oscars show, Jimmy Kimmel aired his rebuttal to Sarah Silverman’s hilarious video “I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” What you’re about to see is the star-studded video for “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck.” And, seriously, this thing has everybody: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, McLovin and classically-trained Josh Groban belting out the chorus which for some reason cracked my shit up. It also unfortunately has Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, so my apologies. Anyway, enjoy.

Here’s a surprisingly hilarious clip Sarah Silverman made for last night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel. It’s by far the funniest thing I’ve seen Matt Damon do. Or Sarah Silverman for that matter. Though, I gotta admit, I hope it’s just a joke because Jimmy and Sarah seem like such a nice gay couple. You know, because they’re both dudes.

Forbes Magazine just released their Celebrity 100 list with the world’s most powerful celebs. They’ve added up annual salaries, web rank, PR rank and TV rank.

Last year Oprah Winfrey earned $260 million for the year! Prisoner Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears didn’t even make the list.

Here is the full list from Forbes: