The onetime 7th Heaven star will play small-town girl Violet, a character whose disarming naiveté masks the calculating, shrewd sex kitten within. 

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Apparently Mischa Barton lost some weight and now thinks she’s a lightning rod of media scrutiny. I must’ve missed that memo - along with the rest of the media. Though in our defense we have a wicked beer pong… …read full story

Mischa Barton attended the Christian Dior show in Paris yesterday which also happened to be her birthday. After almost showing some nip, she bailed to get shit-faced at a party where she made out with a female friend in front of the paparazzi. Or in other words, Mischa Barton spent her day living according to The Bible.

NOTE: Top pic links to enlarged version which is LSFW - if your boss is Superman.

Mischa Barton posted some bikini pics on her website from the beaches of Goa. And, seriously, kudos to Mischa for not entirely airbrushing out the cellulite. Most celebs would’ve covered that shit right up. Including myself who’d probably pay George Lucas to CGI my leg into an X-Wing fighter. Ladies?

Mischa Barton recently launched her new website and in the clip above gave a nice little shout-out to yours truly. Mischa, I hope you didn’t just write a check your breasts can’t cash. No, seriously, my brother works for a collection agency.

UPDATE: If I call him at work again, he’s telling mom. Damn. You win this round, Mischa Barton. This round…

Mischa Barton had a wardrobe malfunction last night after getting drunk at the Fashion for Relief show in London. Granted, it’s only a partial nip, but I edited 12 photos of Justin Gaston in his underwear this morning, so this is practically like Christmas for me. Or at least that’s what I’m telling people to explain why I’ll be dressed like Santa Claus and drinking on a park bench later. (The beard makes me feel fancy.)

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version depending on your employer’s areola allowance.

Want to see her nip slip then

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Mischa Barton is revealing that after arrest for DUI she secretly checked in to rehab according to WSYR.

“I wanted to prove to the court that I would take it completely seriously, so I went to rehab to prove I was sober.”
“It really helped in getting the more serious aspects of my case dropped because, you know, that’s what they want to hear; you’re not an alcoholic and you don’t have a problem. So I did it in the most low-key way possible - I didn’t make a fuss about it and I didn’t tell a lot of my friends. I just did the program and got through it.”
And she’s still angry with herself for driving while over the limit.
She adds, “The thing is, I hate drunk drivers. Living in L.A., I can’t stand them, and that’s why I was so disappointed in myself. It’s so not worth it when you put other lives at risk.”

I wish more celebs who need the help could get the help they need from rehab secretly like her. I just wish she didn’t come off as she only did it to get the charges lowered.

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Mischa Barton was recently photographed looking like her ass had the consistency of the Pillsbury Dough-Boy. Her rep is claiming the pics, which ran in The Daily Mail, were edited because Mischa got into a spat with the photographer, according to NY Daily News:

“Those photos are doctored,” Barton’s rep, Lisa Perkins, tells us. “I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old.”
Barton’s publicist contends that Aussie photographer Jamie Fawcett - whom she calls a “parasite” - is out to make the former “O.C.” star look bad because “she called him out for taking the topless shots.”

The Daily Mail is sticking by the photos and says Mischa’s nicotine addiction is the one at fault:

Britain’s Daily Mail, which bought the shots, suggested that Barton’s smoking was to blame for the cottage cheese on her bottom.
“The nasty habit is one of the reasons [for] the premature emergence of her cellulite,” the paper asserted.

Personally, I dunno who’s telling the truth, but all I know is, I’m suddenly hungry for pancakes. Flabby, uncooked pancakes - served by a hot 80-year-old woman. I just read somewhere they have sweet asses. Can’t remember where, but I’m sure it was the most accurate and awesome journalistic outlet on the planet. (Read: Anywhere but this site.)

Do you really want to see Mischa Barton topless then

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Mischa Barton was picked up for DUI and narcotic possession early yesterday morning. Officers pulled Mischa over when her car straddled two lanes and she failed to use a turn signal. A source for the West Hollywood police provided TMZ with the details of her arrest and what Mischa had on her:

Mischa Barton blew a .12 on her breathalyzer test, admitted to smoking marijuana earlier that day (which cops found in her car) and had what cops say looked like prescription drugs in her car — in an unlabeled bottle.

That’s why I keep my prescription drugs in a clearly labeled bottle that reads “Fuck You Up Pillz.” I use the “z” instead of an “s” because I’m wack. And also because I took a handful of them while swimming in an above-ground pool full of bourbon. Or at least I was until my neighbor came home and started asking why I filled his pool with booze. He didn’t seem to believe me when I said “Jesus told me to.” But yet he said “Jesus thinks I should hit you with a shovel.” Which he did. God, what a hypocrite.

Mischa Barton was arrested today for DUI, possession of narcotics and driving with a suspended license, according to TMZ:

The former “O.C.” star was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, Calif., and is still in custody, being held on $10,000 bail.

That’s bad. But not as bad as these photos of Mischa Barton unveiling the new line of Keds sneakers. I had no idea her career was that far in the toilet. After looking at these, I’m pretty much convinced her agent is a ham sandwich.

Want to see what she looks like without the top then

Britney Spears shows her buttox (Images)

If I was a millionaire…

I would buy Britney Spears some better underwear. Those granny panties just aren’t doing it for me.

Spears was caught with her skirt up when she was roaming around her SUV lastnight. Not only that but she was also caught with a classic nip slip. Now she can join the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton.

Here is some more Britney Spears pictures of her classy moment: