AnnaLynne McCord filmed a beach party scene for 90210 yesterday and her nipple accidentally popped out while she was running. To make up for this snafu, AnnaLynne stripped down to a bikini and bent over. Okay… Not sure where she learned that trick, but there’s an actress who doesn’t want to go back to the Gap. Take note, young Hollywood.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that are totally going to make Dylan jealous when he gets to the Peach Pit.

Mischa Barton recently launched her new website and in the clip above gave a nice little shout-out to yours truly. Mischa, I hope you didn’t just write a check your breasts can’t cash. No, seriously, my brother works for a collection agency.

UPDATE: If I call him at work again, he’s telling mom. Damn. You win this round, Mischa Barton. This round…

If you’re like me, you’d swear on your mother’s grave Nicole Kidman does not have nipples because, seriously, has anyone ever seen one? Up until now, you’d have better luck capturing Bigfoot. While attending the Sydney premiere of her new movie Australia, Nicole gave the world a glimpse at her impossibly small areola. I’ve literally seen bigger nipples on cats. Which leads me to believe Tom Cruise either attacked her chest with a shrinking ray or his Fisher-Price belt sander. The man hates breasts, folks.

NOTE: Pics link to LSFW versions that, if you’re boss can see while walking by, congratulations! You work for Superman.

These are shots of “Girl Next Door” Kendra Wilkinson getting a lap dance at “The Most Interesting Show in the World” over the weekend. Wow, a stripper grinding on a Playboy bunny. That’s like covering a midget in chocolate sauce. How do you lose? (Not counting getting kicked in the shin and having your wallet stolen I know where you live!)

NOTE: Pics. Link. NSFW. You know the drill.

Salma Hayek stopped by German TV show Wetten Dass over the weekend sporting a traditional dirndl. There was nearly an international incident when her entire breast almost popped completely out of her outfit. I’m not sure what U.N. protocol is, but I’m guessing Germany would’ve owed us a peak at one of it’s stars’ nipples. On that note, anybody who wouldn’t demand it be Heidi Klum is a terrorist. Someone had to say it.

NOTE: Pics are LSFW due to them being the closest you can get to a nipple slip without, sadly, being one. It’s like getting ready to have sex with a beautiful woman, and she only has half a vagina. We’ve all been there before.

Thanks to David who gets an “A” in foreign policy for the day. You should work in the White House.

Mischa Barton had a wardrobe malfunction last night after getting drunk at the Fashion for Relief show in London. Granted, it’s only a partial nip, but I edited 12 photos of Justin Gaston in his underwear this morning, so this is practically like Christmas for me. Or at least that’s what I’m telling people to explain why I’ll be dressed like Santa Claus and drinking on a park bench later. (The beard makes me feel fancy.)

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version depending on your employer’s areola allowance.

If you’ve ever watched ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, then you’ll recognize professional ballroom dancer Cheryl Burke enjoying the beach in Hawaii. If you’re like me and do more productive things like drink whiskey and build LEGOs, you have no idea who the hell she is. However, Cheryl passes the ever critical test of being on this site: A.) she’s quasi-famous. and most importantly B.) she’s in a bikini. Tom Brokaw once asked me how I’ve adhered to such high standards for so long. I just looked him deep in the eyes and said “No, Tom, you’re not getting a job here.” Then he suckered punched me in the pancreas. Non-fiction tale.

NOTE: Last pic is LSFW depending on your work’s areola policy. Here, we allow it. But only in the context of breast-feeding or stirring my coffee. Because, at The Superficial, it’s people who matter most.

Bai Ling played around on a private beach in Hawaii while taking a week off from Crank 2: Amy Smart’s Nipples Fight Crime Like Batman with PMS. It looks like Bai Ling took a page from Amy’s book because her nip-nips keep popping out of her bikini. Then she decides to just ditch the damn thing. I wish more women would take their tops off sporadically. You know, for the economy and stuff. But will those fat-cats in Washington listen to me? Ha. Never. They want to talk to somebody with “a degree in economics” who “doesn’t get financial advice from a bottle of Jack Daniels.” Hey, I’ll have you know this stuff makes me all kinds of money. What’s that, whiskey? Diversify my funds with nachos? ON IT!

NOTE: Pics link to uncensored versions that are NSFW on account of the aforementioned nipple escape-age.

Bai Ling played around on a private beach in Hawaii while taking a week off from Crank 2: Amy Smart’s Nipples Fight Crime Like Batman with PMS. It looks like Bai Ling took a page from Amy’s book because her nip-nips keep popping out of her bikini. Then she decides to just ditch the damn thing. I wish more women would take their tops off sporadically. You know, for the economy and stuff. But will those fat-cats in Washington listen to me? Ha. Never. They want to talk to somebody with “a degree in economics” who “doesn’t get financial advice from a bottle of Jack Daniels.” Hey, I’ll have you know this stuff makes me all kinds of money. What’s that, whiskey? Diversify my funds with nachos? ON IT!

NOTE: Pics link to uncensored versions that are NSFW on account of the aforementioned nipple escape-age.

Here’s Amy Smart on the set of Crank 2 beating up some guy with a mullet and throwing him into a car while her dress basically falls off. I could probably IMDB the premise of the film, but considering the first film (spoiler alert) ended with Jason Statham’s character falling out of a helicopter, killing a guy in mid-air, landing on a car and then bouncing onto the pavement, and is now alive and well for the sequel? Well, I think it’s safe to say the producers are going for realism here. I hear that at a few early screenings some people got confused and thought they were watching a documentary.

NOTE: Uncensored pics are NSFW for the obvious.

Look, everybody, it’s the mentally-challenged yet awesomely augmented superhero Valentine’s Girl! Yay! She’s here to ward off loneliness and broken hearts with a barrage of nipples. Also she’s wielding her, uh, trusty baton covered in tin-foil. I have no fucking clue but God bless her retarded heart. Thanks, Valentine’s Girl!

NOTE: These are actually NSFW shots of British TV personality Katie “Jordan” Price at a book-signing this morning for her third autobiography “Jordan: Pushed to the Limit.” I had no idea her life required not one but three novels. Yet somehow none of them are part of Oprah’s Book Club. What a travesty.

Here’s a NSFW video of Britney Spears practicing her dance moves at the Millennium Studio. She starts out fully clothed then makes her way down to a leotard that fails to encapsulate her Brit-boobs. It’s pretty grainy and looks like it’s shot through the fly of somebody’s pants. So, that being said, enjoy “Britney Spears’ Boobs Pop Out” in spectacular Wiener-vision.

NOTE: Save yourself three minutes of agonizing hell and skip towards the end. Unless you consider seeing Britney’s breasts agonizing hell. In which case, now would be a good time to grab a snack.

Ali Larter gave the paparazzi a glimpse at her nipple when her blouse came open outside the Green Room in Hollywood last night. How do you wear an outfit like that and not expect to show a little nip? I mean, bless her for doing so. I admire a woman who says, “Yes, this open blouse will definitely cover up my bra-less chest.” I, too, enjoy defying the laws of physics by squeezing my wrought-iron pecs into a Baby Gap tee every night. Sure, before I reach the club it’s nothing but tatters. That just saves the ladies a whole lot of work. Except when I’m not allowed in because my sexiness is a fire hazard. Stupid fire codes, why must you discriminate? I can’t help it. I’m the way God, a couple of plastic surgeons, and some meteors that landed in my pool made me!

NOTE: The video is extremely disappointing and apparently censored with a price tag. I really don’t know…

Sienna Miller’s character seems to have a cold in her new movie Hippie Hippie Shake. She also doesn’t seem to wear a bra. Sienna must be playing some sort of inspiring female role model that other women can look up to. Wait, of course! She’s Susan B. Anthony. I should’ve known. The nipple was a dead giveaway.