After only dating for a few weeks, Doug Reinhardt is already using his new-found Paris Power to make Amanda Bynes’ life a living hell. And by living hell I mean getting her barred from nightclubs. Page Six reports: Starlet… …read full story

Still on vacation in Hawaii, here’s Paris Hilton holding a parrot that’s clearly dying because it didn’t even try to beak her to death in a fight for survival. That aside, I gotta admit Paris does have one smoking… …read full story

Here’s a shit-ton of pics of Paris Hilton hitting the beach yesterday while vacationing in Hawaii. In the meantime, I need to get estimates from NASA on burning an entire ocean, but I’m hoping they’ll accept a homemade coupon… …read full story

Because there is no God, Body English in Vegas threw Paris Hilton another birthday party last night despite the fact she turned 28 over a month ago. Her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt was there and sucked Paris’ face off… …read full story

Brody Jenner and Joe Francis got their respective panties in a bunch Wednesday night while clubbing at MyHouse. The altercation started when Joe ran into Brody’s girlfriend and apparently didn’t have the courtesy to ask to see her boobs…. …read full story

Here’s Doug Reinhardt slipping Paris Hilton the tongue last night which is probably one of the worst, if not itchiest, decisions of his life. Not counting later that evening when he thought to himself “But if I wear a… …read full story

Paris Hilton is dropping over $280 grand on a diamond-encrusted dash for her pink Bentley, The Sun reports: Paris got one of her guys to phone Bentley in Crewe, where the vehicle was made, to ask if it would… …read full story

Ever wanted to see a man who’s about to get his taint napalmed into next week? Ta-da! Photos: Pacific Coast News… …read full story

Despite denying rumors they’re dating, Paris Hilton showed up in Japan yesterday toting Amanda Byne’s ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. For those of you who don’t know Doug is, he’s a minor character on The Hills which is basically the equivalent… …read full story

Paris Hilton made a conscious decision to go out clubbing last night dressed like a ballerina. I don’t know about you, but when I think about beauty, balance and poise, I think about Paris Hilton. At least until I… …read full story

You’d think sitting next to her arch-nemesis would be a blog-worthy event for Kim Kardashian. Not so much. In her latest post detailing Monday’s Tracy Reese fashion show, Kim includes pics of herself sitting next to Paris Hilton but… …read full story

Paris Hilton celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday in New York City where she’s attending the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. To absolutely no one’s surprise, she spent the day acting like a rude, vapid attention whore with a misplaced… …read full story

Because God is a hilarious bastard, former BFFs Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian were seated next to each other at a Fashion Week runway yesterday in New York. KIM: Hey. PARIS: Hey. KIM: So, those sex tapes really worked…. …read full story

I don’t really know what to say here except I’m sorry, and don’t worry, that baby will grow back. NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions - with a hint of bacon. Photos: Pacific Coast News… …read full story

Despite being Hollywood’s red-headed step-child, Paris Hilton was invited to Aubrey O’Day’s birthday bash which also celebrated her making the cover of Playboy. Because when you’re feeling like a cheap used-up nobody, just hang out with Paris Hilton …read full story

Despite being Hollywood’s red-headed step-child, Paris Hilton was invited to Aubrey O’Day’s birthday bash which also celebrated her making the cover of Playboy. Because when you’re feeling like a cheap used-up nobody, just hang out with Paris Hilton …read full story

Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan attended the Grammys last night which makes absolutely no sense. That’s like inviting O.J. Simpson to a Nicole Brown celebration ceremony, but obviously way worse because these two got paid to murder their victim,… …read full story

Paris Hilton apparently feels she’s in the position to insult people’s engagement rings. Including Fergie who recently married Josh Duhamel while Paris got dumped by an Elmer Fudd twin. NY Daily News reports: Paris Hilton chatted up Fergie during… …read full story

In her pursuit to land Mr. Right then gold dig his face off, Paris Hilton recently attempted to land Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel. Except things went south when he realized she’s a social pariah and tried to bring… …read full story

Here’s a crazy orange Paris Hilton leaving a tanning salon in Beverly Hills yesterday. These pics are actually pretty sweet because I’ve always wondered what would happen if you dyed an Oompa Loompa blonde, stretched it out like a… …read full story