January 22nd, 2008 by
The Sun is reporting that Penelope Cruz lost her camera while she was on vacation and there are some "private shots" on it with Javier Bardem that she doesn't want the whole world to see. In fact her lawyer said they will take legal action against anyone if they are used. What happened to finders keeps, losers weepers. Joking I would hate if that happened to me, so I can understand why she is begging that the person that finds the camera to please return it to her. No reward was mentioned but I am sure there is one.
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January 4th, 2008 by
In these screenshots Penelope Cruz plays some sort of hot lesbian librarian in her brother Eduardo Cruz’s new music video “Cosas Que Contar.” And who’s that woman Penelope is kissing, you ask? Maybe it’s, oh I dunno, her sister Monica. The idea was cooked up by Eduardo who wanted to generate some controversial publicity, according to FOX News:
“I don’t think it was a wise move for Penelope, as she has always been considered a very classy actress and it wasn’t like she was doing this for a ground-breaking film,” said Adam Weiss, CEO of Weiss PR in New York City (who does not represent Cruz). “But then again, nothing in Hollywood is surprising. People have done worse things and become much more famous as a result.”
Wow, I can honestly say that the last two people I’d want making out in my music video would be my sisters. Unless, of course, I never wanted an erection ever again. Then, yeah, this is exactly the route I would take.
NOTE: Secret kudos to Eduardo Cruz for pulling this off. Hey, they’re not my sisters.
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December 28th, 2007 by
Monica and Penelope Cruz helped their brother Eduardo by sexing up his music video Cosas Que Contar. Eduardo asked his sisters to be in his video to help launch his career around the world according to The Sun. Hey he got my attention with that video, and the song is actually really good! Seriously that video is muy caliente!!!
I think that is the best I have ever seen Penelope look, I wasn’t sure if it was Monica or her?
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December 4th, 2007 by
Penelope Cruz attended the Spanish Institute Gold Medal Gala in New York. Also in attendance was former president Bill Clinton who was a seat over from Penelope. Unfortunately, Oscar De La Renta was in Bill’s way (That’s what we call a “cock-block,” kids.), so Slick Willy took some evasive action and switched seats to be closer to his target, according to Page Six:
After being presented with a medallion from Queen Sofia, Clinton told the audience, “I was trying to figure out exactly why I would receive this award tonight. It may be because, even though I’m not of Spanish descent, I’ve seen every one of Penelope Cruz’s movies - and I liked them all.”
SWISH!
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