Rachael Ray goes to the dogs!

July 28th, 2008 by

Rachael Ray has gotten into the dog food business with proceeds going to her dog charity Rachael's Rescue according to AP.

"It seemed like not a lot of extra time to donate to something that could potentially raise millions of dollars for championing these little creatures that can't speak for themselves," Ray said. A line for cats also is planned.

I was going to say at least Rachael Ray is finally feeding her own kind, but since she is doing something good with the proceeds I won't go there. Check out her site to see where you can get Rachael Ray Nutrish for your dog!

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Rachael Ray is a coffee-selling terrorist

May 29th, 2008 by

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Many of you have probably heard that Dunkin’ Donuts pulled an ad featuring Rachael Ray because she looks “too Arab-y.” Apparently, her scarf set the right-wing blogs a-buzzing who decided to wage war on my beloved Dunkin’ until they pulled the ad. Bloodied and beaten, the purveyors of sweet fried bread that fuel my morning gave in, according to the Boston Globe:

The Canton-based company has abruptly canceled an ad in which the domestic diva wears a scarf that looks like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men. Some observers, including ultra-conservative Fox News commentator Michelle Malkin, were so incensed by the ad that there was even talk of a Dunkin’ Donuts boycott.
‘‘The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad,’’ Malkin yowls in her syndicated column.
‘‘Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons.’’

Dunkin’ Deeznuts issued the following statement after pulling the terror-inducing ad. (Holy shit, she’s got a latte! Duck!):

Said the suits in a statement: ‘‘In a recent online ad, Rachael Ray is wearing a black-and-white silk scarf with a paisley design. It was selected by her stylist for the advertising shoot. Absolutely no symbolism was intended. However, given the possibility of misperception, we are no longer using the commercial.’’

The only jihad that scarf makes me want to commit is against my hangover - with sweet caffeine. And if that’s not American, shit, I don’t know what is. That said, I’ll assume for their next commercial Rachael Ray, clad in the Stars and Stripes, will fire an AK at a Boston Creme - then dump scalding hot lattes on a gay wedding. Wow, I should work in advertising. I would sell stuff’s face off.

Thanks to BK for the “hot tip.” Get it? Hot? Like coffee. Comedy!

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Oprah Winfrey and Brad Pitt Top Forbes Celebrity 100

June 15th, 2007 by Money Bags

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Forbes Magazine just released their Celebrity 100 list with the world’s most powerful celebs. They’ve added up annual salaries, web rank, PR rank and TV rank.

Last year Oprah Winfrey earned $260 million for the year! Prisoner Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears didn’t even make the list.

Here is the full list from Forbes:

  1. 1. Oprah Winfrey
  2. 2. Tiger Woods
  3. 3. Madonna
  4. 4. Rolling Stones
  5. 5. Brad Pitt
  6. 6. Johnny Depp
  7. 7. Elton John
  8. 8. Tom Cruise
  9. 9. Jay-Z
  10. 10. Steven Spielberg
  11. 11. Tom Hanks
  12. 12. Grey’s Anatomy cast
  13. 13. Howard Stern
  14. 14. Angelina Jolie
  15. 15. David Beckham
  16. 16. Phil Mickelson
  17. 17. David Letterman
  18. 18. Bon Jovi
  19. 19. Donald Trump
  20. 20. Celine Dion
  21. 21. Simon Cowell
  22. 22. U2
  23. 23. Kobe Bryant
  24. 24. Michael Schumacher
  25. 25. Shaquille O’Neal
  26. 26. Jay Leno
  27. 27. Nicole Kidman
  28. 28. Ben Stiller
  29. 29. Alex Rodriguez
  30. 30. Dr. Phil McGraw
  31. 31. Ronaldinho
  32. 32. 50 Cent
  33. 33. Brian Grazer/Ron Howard
  34. 34. Justin Timberlake
  1. 35. Michael Jordan
  2. 36. Rush Limbaugh
  3. 37. Tim McGraw
  4. 38. Roger Federer
  5. 39. Jerry Bruckheimer
  6. 40. George Clooney
  7. 41. Kimi Raikkonen
  8. 42. Jerry Seinfeld
  9. 43. Sean (Diddy) Combs
  10. 44. Jennifer Aniston
  11. 45. Adam Sandler
  12. 46. Oscar De La Hoya
  13. 47. Cast of Desperate Housewives
  14. 48. LeBron James
  15. 49. J.K. Rowling
  16. 50. Derek Jeter
  17. 51. Maria Sharapova
  18. 52. Matt Damon
  19. 53. Gisele Bundchen
  20. 54. Vince Vaughn
  21. 55. Bill Clinton
  22. 56. Gore Verbinski
  23. 57. Will Smith
  24. 58. Valentino Rossi
  25. 59. Judge Judy Sheindlin
  26. 60. Jessica Simpson
  27. 61. Tyra Banks
  28. 62. Anthony Robbins
  29. 63. Cate Blanchett
  30. 64. Regis Philbin
  31. 65. Sandra Bullock
  32. 66. Rachael Ray
  1. 67. Alan Greenspan
  2. 68. Julia Roberts
  3. 69. Serena Williams
  4. 70. Michelle Wie
  5. 71. Keira Knightley
  6. 72. Hilary Duff
  7. 73. George Lopez
  8. 74. Kate Moss
  9. 75. Barbara Walters
  10. 76. Ryan Seacrest
  11. 77. Scarlett Johansson
  12. 78. Jessica Alba
  13. 79. Daniel Radcliffe
  14. 80. Reese Witherspoon
  15. 81. Larry the Cable Guy
  16. 82. Deepak Chopra
  17. 83. Annika Sorenstam
  18. 84. Heidi Klum
  19. 85. J.J. Abrams
  20. 86. Dan Brown
  21. 87. Emeril Lagasse
  22. 88. Wolfgang Puck
  23. 89. Dane Cook
  24. 90. Jack Welch
  25. 91. John Grisham
  26. 92. Jeff Foxworthy
  27. 93. Rhonda Byrne
  28. 94. Dakota Fanning
  29. 95. Danica Patrick
  30. 96. Mitch Albom
  31. 97. Emma Watson
  32. 98. Hayden Panettiere
  33. 99. Paula Deen
  34. 100. Bobby Flay

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