July 28th, 2008 by
Rachael Ray has gotten into the dog food business with proceeds going to her dog charity Rachael's Rescue according to AP.
"It seemed like not a lot of extra time to donate to something that could potentially raise millions of dollars for championing these little creatures that can't speak for themselves," Ray said. A line for cats also is planned.
I was going to say at least Rachael Ray is finally feeding her own kind, but since she is doing something good with the proceeds I won't go there. Check out her site to see where you can get Rachael Ray Nutrish for your dog!
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May 29th, 2008 by

Many of you have probably heard that Dunkin’ Donuts pulled an ad featuring Rachael Ray because she looks “too Arab-y.” Apparently, her scarf set the right-wing blogs a-buzzing who decided to wage war on my beloved Dunkin’ until they pulled the ad. Bloodied and beaten, the purveyors of sweet fried bread that fuel my morning gave in, according to the Boston Globe:
The Canton-based company has abruptly canceled an ad in which the domestic diva wears a scarf that looks like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men. Some observers, including ultra-conservative Fox News commentator Michelle Malkin, were so incensed by the ad that there was even talk of a Dunkin’ Donuts boycott.
‘‘The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad,’’ Malkin yowls in her syndicated column.
‘‘Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons.’’
Dunkin’ Deeznuts issued the following statement after pulling the terror-inducing ad. (Holy shit, she’s got a latte! Duck!):
Said the suits in a statement: ‘‘In a recent online ad, Rachael Ray is wearing a black-and-white silk scarf with a paisley design. It was selected by her stylist for the advertising shoot. Absolutely no symbolism was intended. However, given the possibility of misperception, we are no longer using the commercial.’’
The only jihad that scarf makes me want to commit is against my hangover - with sweet caffeine. And if that’s not American, shit, I don’t know what is. That said, I’ll assume for their next commercial Rachael Ray, clad in the Stars and Stripes, will fire an AK at a Boston Creme - then dump scalding hot lattes on a gay wedding. Wow, I should work in advertising. I would sell stuff’s face off.
Thanks to BK for the “hot tip.” Get it? Hot? Like coffee. Comedy!
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June 15th, 2007 by Money Bags

Forbes Magazine just released their Celebrity 100 list with the world’s most powerful celebs. They’ve added up annual salaries, web rank, PR rank and TV rank.
Last year Oprah Winfrey earned $260 million for the year! Prisoner Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears didn’t even make the list.
Here is the full list from Forbes:
- 1. Oprah Winfrey
- 2. Tiger Woods
- 3. Madonna
- 4. Rolling Stones
- 5. Brad Pitt
- 6. Johnny Depp
- 7. Elton John
- 8. Tom Cruise
- 9. Jay-Z
- 10. Steven Spielberg
- 11. Tom Hanks
- 12. Grey’s Anatomy cast
- 13. Howard Stern
- 14. Angelina Jolie
- 15. David Beckham
- 16. Phil Mickelson
- 17. David Letterman
- 18. Bon Jovi
- 19. Donald Trump
- 20. Celine Dion
- 21. Simon Cowell
- 22. U2
- 23. Kobe Bryant
- 24. Michael Schumacher
- 25. Shaquille O’Neal
- 26. Jay Leno
- 27. Nicole Kidman
- 28. Ben Stiller
- 29. Alex Rodriguez
- 30. Dr. Phil McGraw
- 31. Ronaldinho
- 32. 50 Cent
- 33. Brian Grazer/Ron Howard
- 34. Justin Timberlake
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- 35. Michael Jordan
- 36. Rush Limbaugh
- 37. Tim McGraw
- 38. Roger Federer
- 39. Jerry Bruckheimer
- 40. George Clooney
- 41. Kimi Raikkonen
- 42. Jerry Seinfeld
- 43. Sean (Diddy) Combs
- 44. Jennifer Aniston
- 45. Adam Sandler
- 46. Oscar De La Hoya
- 47. Cast of Desperate Housewives
- 48. LeBron James
- 49. J.K. Rowling
- 50. Derek Jeter
- 51. Maria Sharapova
- 52. Matt Damon
- 53. Gisele Bundchen
- 54. Vince Vaughn
- 55. Bill Clinton
- 56. Gore Verbinski
- 57. Will Smith
- 58. Valentino Rossi
- 59. Judge Judy Sheindlin
- 60. Jessica Simpson
- 61. Tyra Banks
- 62. Anthony Robbins
- 63. Cate Blanchett
- 64. Regis Philbin
- 65. Sandra Bullock
- 66. Rachael Ray
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- 67. Alan Greenspan
- 68. Julia Roberts
- 69. Serena Williams
- 70. Michelle Wie
- 71. Keira Knightley
- 72. Hilary Duff
- 73. George Lopez
- 74. Kate Moss
- 75. Barbara Walters
- 76. Ryan Seacrest
- 77. Scarlett Johansson
- 78. Jessica Alba
- 79. Daniel Radcliffe
- 80. Reese Witherspoon
- 81. Larry the Cable Guy
- 82. Deepak Chopra
- 83. Annika Sorenstam
- 84. Heidi Klum
- 85. J.J. Abrams
- 86. Dan Brown
- 87. Emeril Lagasse
- 88. Wolfgang Puck
- 89. Dane Cook
- 90. Jack Welch
- 91. John Grisham
- 92. Jeff Foxworthy
- 93. Rhonda Byrne
- 94. Dakota Fanning
- 95. Danica Patrick
- 96. Mitch Albom
- 97. Emma Watson
- 98. Hayden Panettiere
- 99. Paula Deen
- 100. Bobby Flay
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