Love is truly in the air. Beyonce and Jay-Z tied the knot, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged and now Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are deciding to tough it out and continue growing further unattractive together. The two did not attend their scheduled divorce hearing yesterday and the divorce has been dismissed. The AP reports:

The dismissal came a day after they attended an Eddie Vedder concert at the University of California at Berkeley, where the actor reportedly went on stage to dedicate a song to Wright Penn.

The couple filed for divorce in December and since that time Sean was linked with Sienna Miller and Petra Nemcova. But it looks like requesting a song at a concert never fails to win your true love back and make her forget you banged some chicks half her age while you were “on a break.” Huh. Okay, let’s say you didn’t so much as cheat as your girl as much as you had sex with her sister who had your love child which you hid in the attic: Should I request two songs or am I in mix-tape territory? I want to do this just right. The kid sort of crawled out of the AC vent the other night during dinner. Wow, awkward.

Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn were spotted together at Elton John’s Oscar after-party. I was there and it was a blast until Jack Nicholson had sex with an ice sculpture. Then it was the greatest party known to man. Anyway, Petra used to date James Blunt and now she’s on to Sean Penn. I guess she likes dudes who are ugly as sin. That counts me out because I’m as beautiful as, uh, non-sin? I dunno. I tried to look up “non-sin” in the Bible but my hands started burning. Mostly because my roommate was pouring acids on my hands. It’s his way of letting me know we’re out of beer. He’s good people.

Sienna Miller may be the catalyst for Sean Penn and Robin Wright-Penn’s divorce. Sienna and Sean were spotted together partying in a New York hotel suite while Robin was home with the kids. NY Daily News reports:

“Sienna was sitting on Sean’s lap,” according the source. “She was dressed very sexily. She had her arm around his neck.” That night, claims the source, they stayed up quite late.

I’m sure the two of them were having a perfectly harmless conversation about Sean’s next Oscar-caliber movie he plans to direct. Nothing to worry about. It’s actually a documentary entitled Sean Penn Does a British Chick. Wait…