Can Belle fully give up being Hannah for Alex? Find out tonight on the season finale of Secret Diary of a Call Girl on Showtime!
I am so bummed that tonight is the season finale of this show! I so love it, it is a breath of fresh from everything else on TV. The writing and the acting are just so cute and leaves you with a smile. Plus you get sex tips, what more do you need?

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The third season of The Tudors is back on April 5 on Showtime with a few more wives’ heads for him to chop off! I love this show! It is one of the most beautiful, erotic, well-shot, well acted shows on TV. Normally I am not into period shows, but this show makes me want to learn more about Henry VIII and his reign.
Is it April 5th yet?

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So last season I opted not to watch Secret Life of a Call Girl on Showtime and boy did I make a mistake. This is show just makes you feel good. It is sweet and endearing and you forget it is about a Call Girl until the hot sex scenes!
Secret Life is about a Call Girl and what she has to go through to maintain her clients. Besides having that night job, she still has to figure out how to keep her secret from the people around her including her family. Billie Piper is just so likable as Hannah/Belle that you just want to be friends with her and learn how to be a call girl!
This season changes things up for Hannah/Belle when she mistakes a man at the bar for her client and that mistake will become her boyfriend. That boyfriend is played by the cutie Callum Blue and I am so glad to have him back on TV! Also Belle meets Bambi who just wants to be her and starts stealing her clients, will Belle still help her after she finds out? Ben her BFF is still in her life, but will her new boyfriend change up their relationship.
How much do I love Secret Life of a Call Girl? Well after I watched the first 4 episodes of season 2 and realized what I missed. I went out and bought season 1 of the show and watched it all in one night!!!
Seriously check out Secret Life of a Call Girl tonight and every Sunday at 10:30p on Showtime and find a show that will ease you into Monday! It really is one of the best shows on TV now and you know I watch a lot of TV!

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Suburban wife and mother Tara Gregson juggles her family and career while suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder. It’s never a dull moment in the Gregson household as the various identities may appear on any given day — and range from “T” — a flirtatious and spunky teenager to “Buck,” a gun-loving male alter — all while her supportive husband Max and their two teenaged children, Kate and Marshall, try to lead as much of a “normal” life as possible.

Diablo Cody goes from the big screen to the little screen with the amazing Unites States of Tara tonight on Showtime. Toni Collette plays a married mom who recently stopped taking the medicine that controls her Multiple Personality Disorder and her other personalities are starting to reveal themselves. She is absolutely brilliant in these roles and her acting is Emmy worthy! John Corbett plays her supporting husband and ladies we all want a man like him.
This show is so well acted you almost forget you are watching a TV show and the story is so well played out it enjoyable to watch even though the story is so serious. This show will help people understand Dissociative Identity Disorder and what the sufferers and their families go through.
So tune into United States of Tara tonight at 10p on Showtime!

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Tonight starts the final season of The L Word on Showtime and what a season it is going to be!
Tina and Jenny’s film will get a new ending that will piss both of them off and something is going to get them in trouble, Also coming up this season a friendship will turn in to something more, a past fling will cost someone her job, will another couple survive or breakup and someone will be pregnant and you will never guess who it is.
So tune into The L Word on Showtime tonight and every Sunday at 9p to see how those stories and the rest unfolds in the final season of the show.

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(photo from WireImage)
Michael C Hall aka Dexter Morgan has married Jennifer Carpenter aka Debra Morgan…in other words Showtime’s Dexter married his sister. According to MSNBC the two eloped on New Year’s in California and with the news it confirms the two are dating. Now let’s address that they play brother and sister on Dexter…gross. Yes it is just TV, but still…ewww!

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Dead Like Me was a brilliant show that Showtime sent the Grim Reaper to way too early. So I was happy to hear that they decided to do a movie, so us die hard fans could get our fix!!! And before the old year closes out, ONTD posted the trailer for the movie!!! Seriously how amazing does Dead Like Me: Life After Death and Callum Blue look!!! Plus I love how George’s sister finds out she is still alive, well dead but walking among the living making them dead!!!
Dead Like Me: Life After Death comes alive on February 17th!!!

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On January 18th Showtime premieres the first episode of the last season of The L Word, and it also launches a new show called The United States of Tara that I think will be around for a long time! Oscar winner Diablo Cody created this show about a wife and mother of two teens who suffers from dissociative identity (formerly multiple personality) disorder. Toni Collette is so excellent in the role of Tara and plays each personality (including a man) which such distinction that I think this show will earn her and Diablo Cody Emmy noms…if not wins. John Corbett who plays her husband should also get his tux ready because not only should he win the award…ladies he will win out hearts because he plays her husband with such compassion and understanding we all would like to be married to a man like that! After watching the first 4 episodes of the show, I think this will take over from Mad Men as the show all the Award shows and critics will be talking about!!!

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On January 18th Showtime premieres the first episode of the last season of The L Word, and it also launches a new show called United States of Tara that I think will be around for a long time! Oscar winner Diablo Cody created this show about a wife and mother of two teens who suffers from dissociative identity (formerly multiple personality) disorder. Toni Collette is so excellent in the role of Tara and plays each personality (including a man) which such distinction that I think this show will earn her and Diablo Cody Emmy noms…if not wins. John Corbett who plays her husband should also get his tux ready because not only should he win the award…ladies he will win out hearts because he plays her husband with such compassion and understanding we all would like to be married to a man like that! After watching the first 4 episodes of the show, I think this will take over from Mad Men as the show all the Award shows and critics will be talking about!!!

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The L Word’s final 8 episodes begin airing on Showtime on January 19th, and by the sounds of that trailer the season is going to be killer! Wow it is going to murderous from now until then to wait to find out how this show will say goodbye to Showtime and its fans.

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"David has successfully completed his rehabilitation," Duchovny's lawyer told Usmagazine.com on Monday. "He is out of rehab and will be starting a movie soon.”

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Californication a show about fornication and so much more is back on Showtime tonight at 10p! Californication is a show that leads to weirdest water cooler talk you can ever have. It has weird sex scenarios that will make you want to talk to someone about the next day. But besides that it is also show about family, friendship and love.
So tune in tonight to see how Hank and Karen deal with getting back together after she left fiance’ at the altar. Plus I wonder if they are going to work Natasha McElhone’s pregnancy into the show!

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Califronication is finally back on Showtime on September 28th and I can’t wait. The best way to describe this show, it is a show that made the “She’s a squirter” coffee talk. How many shows can claim that. So if you never seen it, catch up with the first season on Sho.com.
For those of you who live with seasons, this show will definitely warm up your fall nights!!! So forget the blanket, and turn on the TV and watch Californication on Showtime when it returns on September 28th!!!

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Looks like the third season of Showtime’s Dexter is going to be a charm! Wow, I can’t believe we have to wait two months to see what happens next on Dexter because that preview looked beyond amazing!!!

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Contest 1: Enter to a win a Burn Notice prize pack!!! The USA Network Burn Notice Beach Bag filled with Burn Notice Season 1 DVD, Burn Notice Book, Branded Towel, Branded T-Shirt and a Branded Frisbee. All you have to do is E-Mail me the answer at SeriouslyOMGWTF@yahoo.com to “Which actress plays Michael Weston’s mom?” by August 3rd with your name and address! A winner will be selected at random.

USA NETWORK’s hit series BURN NOTICE returns Thursday, July 10th at 10pm/9c. Why was Michael Westen burned? And what’s he gonna do about it? The answers every Burn Notice fan wants begin to take shape with the Season Two premiere. The new season also welcomes Battlestar Galatica’s Tricia Helfer as well as existing cast Bruce Campbell as his best friend and Sharon Gless as his mom. Join other fans on the official Burn Notice Facebook Fan Page or visit Burn Notice’s official site.

Contest 2: Enter to a win a Weeds Season 3 Soundtrack prize pack!!! The Weeds Season 3 Soundtrack prize pack includes a Weeds Season Three DVD, a Weeds Pot Culture book and a Weeds Season Three soundtrack. All you have to do is E-Mail me the answer at SeriouslyOMGWTF@yahoo.com to “Which actor from the show sings a song on the Weeds Season 3 Soundtrack” by August 3rd with your name and address! A winner will be selected at random.

Lionsgate Pictures is proud to announce the digital-only release of the Weeds Season Three Soundtrack out now. Featuring luminaries such as Randy Newman, actor Kevin Nealon and Ween, as well as indie rock tastemakers such as Beirut, Oh No! Oh My!, Page France and Illinois, the Weeds Season Three Soundtrack is a showcase of some of the genre’s most promising talent and displays artistry only a pop culture vehicle such as Weeds is able to herald. After the June 3 digital-only release, SHO.com will have the CD for sale exclusively. Shortly thereafter there will be a wide retail release.
Track Listing:
01. Randy Newman – ‘Little Boxes’
02. Page France – ‘Chariot’
03. That 1 Guy – ‘Buttmachine’
04. Beirut – ‘Scenic World’
05. The Dresden Dolls – ‘Girl Anachronism’
06. Ween – ‘You F**ked Up’
07. Oh No! Oh My! – ‘Walk in the Park’
08. Illinois – ‘Nosebleed’
09. Great Lake Swimmers – ‘Your Rocky Spine’
10. Mr. Smolin – ‘The Earth Keeps Turning On’
11. Kevin Nealon – ‘Just Like the Superdome’
12. State Radio – ‘Keep Sake’
13. Eleni Mandell – ‘Let’s Drive Away’

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