Filed under: Peripherals

We know, the minuscule magnets adorned on this 4-port USB hub aren’t technically strong enough to have any severe effect on your data, but seriously, why would you chance it? In what has to be one of the worst ideas in low-end technology to ever grace our eyes, the magnetic 4-port USB hub enables users to stick their hub on any nearby file cabinet, metal plate or refrigerator door, though we can’t figure out why that’s such an awesome benefit. If you can, however, feel feel to show off your carefree side by handing over $13.99.

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Filed under: Portable Audio, Portable Video, Wearables

digg_url = ‘http://digg.com/music/Zune_Guy_fed_up_with_Zune_seeks_to_cover_up_tattoos’; Say it ain’t so! America’s most loyal advocate for Microsoft’s Zune is apparently throwing in the towel. Of course, we should warn you that this could very well be a simple ploy for attention, but if the man keeps his word, he will soon be covering his Zune tattoos with… something else. Curiously, he didn’t say whether or not he would be playing the traitor card and picking up some sort of iPod, but considering that more people have seen this guy’s body art in the wild than actual Zunes, the general public should know soon enough. You fought a good fight, Zune Guy, but consider yourself expelled from The Social.

[Thanks to everyone who sent this in]

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Filed under: Misc. Gadgets

You know what’s lamer than the thought of just how close 7:00AM on a Monday morning is from now? These five gadgets. Things are really neck-and-neck in this edition of the world’s poorest attempts in the consumer electronics space, with everything from a brick-colored satellite dish cover (is drunk designing the new drunk dialing?), a ladybug-shaped multicard reader and a carpal tunnel-inducing aircraft mouse. Oh, and lest we forget the “Big Time” watch table and cellphone wristband, both of which are also very worth candidates for this round’s most pitiful. Give each a look below, and after you’re through chuckling / vomiting, exercise your right to vote on the best (worst?) below.

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Filed under: Peripherals

It’s time to take a long, hard look at where we’re headed as a society. No, really — we’ve got office chairs coming to kill comradeship, specially designed lapboards made to keep you sedentary for as long as humanly possible, and now we’re looking at the perfect device for keeping Earthlings in bed for days on end. The EasyChair WorkStation line of products essentially puts your laptop on wheels, and the adjustable boom arm ensures that you can reach the keys / trackpad regardless of which side you wake up on. We’re hearing a bedpan attachment is in the works as well, but we’re feeling entirely too lazy to actually check.

[Via TechDigest]

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Filed under: Wearables

This day and age, there’s really no excuse to have too little room in your average pair of cargo shorts for all the gadgets needed in a day. Convergence and shrinking PCBs have left us with do-it-all handhelds that can fit in the rear pockets of size 2 jeans on a size 4 gal, so really, you have exactly zero reasons to actually buy that abomination pictured above. If you must know, the FreeHand is a wearable neoprene pocket that keeps your keys, flash drives, RSA token and chump change within easy reach, and if you’re lucky, you may be able to convince the boss it’s being worn to prevent carpal tunnel syndrome. Folks who haven’t listened to a word we just said can ignite a Jackson right now — or spend $19.95 on this, same difference.

[Via Coolest-Gadgets]

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Filed under: Cellphones

Make no mistake, we’ve seen some fairly boneheaded moves made by technologically-illiterate bank robbers, but the latest case involves a fellow who was quite the opposite of that. Yes, the 20 to 25 year male who decided to hold up an Alabama bank the day before his taxes were due actually did the deed without hanging up his cellphone. And there’s surveillance footage to prove it. Quite honestly, we can’t imagine what the conversation here would’ve been like, but at least he made the most of whatever minutes he had remaining as a free man, right?

[Via textually]

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Filed under: Portable Audio

To be honest, JVC’s P-Series LCD line may still hold the crown for most expensive iPod dock, but at least it comes with an expansive 1080p panel, right? Pushing aside a number of a worthy opponents on its charge to most absurd / unnecessary iPod dock evar, the iCoral supposedly features a top plate constructed from artificial coral and is proudly decorated with a “very artistic design” (Copulare’s words, not ours). ‘Round back, you’ll find USB, S-Video and stereo analog outputs, but we’re simply not seeing the slit in which your currency of choice comes out of at the press of a button. Due to that unfortunate omission, we’re suggesting you hold tight to your €1,500 ($2,355) — unless you’re one David Beckham, of course.

[Via UberReview]

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Filed under: GPS, Transportation

At first glance, we seriously assumed that we had mentioned this exact same story before. Turns out, one particular Maxi Haulage driver doesn’t tune into Engadget, as he pulled the exact same trick in (almost) the same circumstances. Reportedly, this timber haul was cut short as the driver followed his personal GPS system down a “farm lane” suitable only for (presumably small) tractors, and needless to say, the 45-foot vehicle has been wedged ever since. Additionally, the owner of the property is quite irate, as the mishap is forcing her to drive an extra two miles until rescue arrives. Still, the motorist did cruise right by a sign noting that the upcoming road was unfit for heavy goods vehicles, so at least the sat nav can’t take all of the blame this go ’round.

[Thanks, Carl H.]

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Filed under: Handhelds

Every so often, a gizmo crosses our path that truly makes us question the thought process of its creator(s). This particular Friday, that gizmo is the Blinger. This so-called “portable ATM” apparently enables users to whip out an oversized, one-trick-pony of a device and instantly send cash for wares, check your current level of fundage, calculate currency conversions and wonder why on earth they haven’t invented this thing called “online banking.” Oh, wait.

[Via InventorSpot]

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Filed under: Gaming, Handhelds, Peripherals

You know how rough it is — trying to procure a couple of those Duke Xbox controllers for your man-sized paws. Thankfully, for folks such as yourself, GAMETECH’s busting out the Sound Shell, which takes the apparently dangerously small DS Lite and gives it plenty of fat. Besides adding on a pair of sure-to-be-booming speakers to the rear, this thing also provides a nifty storage nook for your earbuds and a totally necessary kickstand. You could blow ¥3,200 ($30) on this, or you could look a whole lot more hip by just picking up a similarly beefy Game Boy and kickin’ it old school.

[Via DSFanboy, image courtesy of Technabob]

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Filed under: Cellphones

Rest assured, we’ve seen some brainless criminals in our day, but this one ranks pretty high on the list. Reportedly, a (potentially inebriated) individual waltzed into a police station and frantically announced that his phone had been stolen at gunpoint. When the detective called the number of the phone reportedly stolen, however, a ring was heard from the “victim’s” pocket. After pondering what the criminal hoped to gain from the situation, we here at Engadget HQ came up empty, and apparently, the police involved in the situation were equally stumped — so stumped, in fact, that they issued a statement entitled “Dumbest criminal?” with details of the event in a local newspaper. We’d say that sums it up fairly accurately.

[Image courtesy of FOTW]

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Filed under: Cellphones

At first listen, one may assume that leaping onto subway tracks for an iPhone is completely and utterly insane, and while we’d tend to agree, it’s not like we haven’t seen folks do similarly zany things in the heat of the moment. Reportedly, a vacationer in New York recently dropped his iPhone down onto the subway tracks while shuttling back home, and after realizing his dear mobile was missing and backtracking quite a ways, his pal finally spotted it down below. As you can probably imagine, the crazed owner leaped down, snagged the scratched up (but still fully functional) device and managed to climb back out unscathed. Granted, we can only imagine how painful it would be to drop even more dough on yet another iPhone when all that stands between you and your current one is a leap of faith, but we’d probably just ask one of those friendly MTA employees to help us out before going mano a mano with the Reaper.

[Via Switched]

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Filed under: Desktops

Calling that thing pictured above a “case mod” is a near travesty, but we’re at a loss for words outside of that. This box is almost devoid of specifications entirely, but judging by the artwork on the “chassis,” it’s powered by a totally rare Intel Pentium 3 CPU, hums along on Ubuntu and features a curiously placed fan, audio in / out, VGA output, a power supply and lots of fasteners tape. Truth be told, we’re not even certain this concoction is capable of processing anything, but at least it’s primed for a shipping label should the creator opt to cut his / her losses.

[Via Technabob]

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Filed under: Handhelds, Portable Audio

It’s quite likely that the COLOSSAL MP3 Player has somehow managed to stay largely hidden from view for some time now, but it is apparently popping up in a number of locations and begging to be purchased as the ultimate tech gag gift. Apparently, these things come in a number of hues, check in at about five to ten times larger than your prototypical DAP and include a USB cable, earphones and 256MB of built-in memory. The humongous units get their juice from four AA cells (which supposedly last around eight hours) and can be found at random drug stores (and probably elsewhere) for under $20. Needless to say, this is the stocking stuffer buster you’ve been looking for.

[Thanks, Marcus]

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Filed under: Portable Audio, Portable Video

We’re not quite sure what to make of Best Wisdom Industrial’s BW-M2404, which could easily be a diminutive digital photo frame or a fat-bordered PMP depending on how you see it. Nevertheless, the manufacturer claims it’s the latter, so we’ll stick with that until told otherwise. As for specs, this oddly-shaped device sports a 2.4-inch 320 x 240 resolution LCD, between 512MB and 4GB of internal storage, an SD expansion slot, image / text viewer, a few built-in games, USB 2.0 connectivity, a rechargeable Li-ion and support for MJPEG, FLV, WMV, QVGA, MP3, WMA, DRM, WMA, OGG, WAV, APE and FLAC file formats. You’ll also find an FM tuner and an interesting control layout, but unfortunately, we’ve no idea what this awkward little bugger will actually run you. If intuition isn’t leading us astray, we’d say you’re better off in the dark.

[Via PMPToday]

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Filed under: Household

Sadly, automatic toilet paper dispensers are nothing new to this gadget-crazed world, but the latest from Sanrio puts a bizarre twist on an already zany contraption. The Hello Kitty TP dispenser is gushing with obligatory cuteness and can be programmed to dole out exactly the right amount of paper with each button press; of course, there really should be a couple of buttons to satisfy the whole family, but we digress. The unit reportedly rings up at around $220, which sounds about two bills too high unless you’re already devoted to collecting all things adorned with Ms. Kitty. Ah well, at least your Hello Kitty toilet paper won’t seem so out of place now, right?

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Filed under: Misc. Gadgets

How did Jack Bauer ever get by without his magical Treo? We figure it must’ve involved a whole lot more eyeball threatening than he usually manages to cram into a season of 24. Also, according to CollegeHumor’s “unaired 1994 pilot” episode, it involved a pager and some really bad early 90’s hair. Consider yourself warned, video is after the break.

Continue reading 24 in 1994: the “lost pilot”

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Filed under: Portable Audio, Storage

Nah, J. Lo won’t go down as the first artist to sell an album via flash drive, but she’s certainly raising the bar concerning price. Apparently, Gresso has landed an agreement with Sony BMG Music Entertainment that allows it to distribute Lopez’s “Brave” album on the Adam&Eve flash drive, which features 1GB of storage and is crafted from African Mahogany or African Blackwood. Word on the street has this one landing later this month for around $70, and while it’s only a supposition, we could definitely see this thing selling better without the musical connection. [Warning: PDF read link]

[Via Luxist]

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Filed under: GPS, Transportation

Every few months, we happen upon yet another story involving a motorist who simply believes that their GPS system would never, ever lead them astray. This go ’round, a Czech lorry driver continued down an incredibly narrow lane at the request of his sat nav, and even though his ginormous camion was clearly too large to make it around the 90-degree turn, he threw common sense to the wind and continued onward. Needless to say, his ride ended up wedged so tightly he couldn’t reverse his way out, so he decided to set up shop for three whole days rather than calling for “an expensive weekend rescue.” Interestingly enough, the fellow managed to acquire food after befriending a couple that lived nearby, and while we’re sure he uttered Michael Scott’s words in a different tongue, we’ve little doubt that “the machine knows!” was heard by nearby wildlife shortly before this situation turned sour.

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Filed under: Portable Audio

There’s nothing we love more (okay, that’s an exaggeration — but barely) than blatant overkill, and this here prototype from PS Audio fits that description to a T. Granted, we fully expect audiophiles to blindly stand up for this thing — even though no one outside of the company has a clue just how incredible (or not) the innards actually are — but here’s the skinny. This not-yet-named CD transport reportedly transfers audio tracks from standard CDs onto internal memory for as long as the disc remains inside; apparently, this design “nullifies any jitter” and “other possible audio degradation.” Theoretically sound as this logic may be, we can think of quite a few other ways to listen to music stored on flash memory (or similar) without spending $2,000. Who knows though, maybe that wood is incomprehensibly exotic.

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Office Depot Featured Gadget: Xbox 360 Platinum System Packs the power to bring games to life!