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A conversation about Roe v Wade (I will not get started on that because that case should never be overturned) led to Whoopi Goldberg asking Jon McCain if she should be worried about be being a slave? And Barbara Walkers responded by saying to Whoopi and Sherri, don’t worry “Us White people” will take care of you. Wow is all I can say.

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Barbara Walters has a new feud on her hands and this time it is with the Executive Producer of Ghost Whisperer according to The New York Post. James was on The View July 7th to promote his book Ghost Among Us and warned her during a commercial break that he sensed something wrong with her blood.

"He said, 'I need to talk to you . . . There's something wrong with your blood.' Then he said, 'There's also something wrong with your lower back.'

"He said it could be an infection."

The news prayed on her mind, even though "I'm skeptical and Mr. Van Praagh knows it," she said.

"I'm obsessing, the white blood cells, blah-blah," so she went for some tests, she said on the show.

"Well, today I got the report. I am absolutely normal!" she said.

"I think it's a dangerous thing to do!" she said of Van Praagh.

Van Praagh was stunned and, he says, hurt when he saw the show.

"I felt obliged to privately acknowledge to Barbara Walters that I was sensing an abnormality with her white cell count," he told The Post over the weekend, "And even though it might not be present at the moment, she should be aware of it and keep an eye on it.

"I am sorry that Ms. Walters chose to publicly disparage me and do hope that the goodwill I demonstrated during the show is not belittled by her misinterpretation of my work."

And, oh yes, he added, "You don't have to be a psychic to know why Star [Jones] and Rosie [O'Donnell] left the show!

"I felt darts being thrown all around," Van Praagh said. "For a 'sensitive' to be on that couch, it was like sitting on ice!"

Maybe all the bad blood he saw was not her real red blood, but all the bad blood she has with people? We have seen a whole new side of her since her book came out.

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Tyra Banks celebrates her 500th episode of The Tyra Banks Show today. She stopped by The View (video after the jump) to announce that Mayor Bloomberg has officially proclaimed today “The Tyra Banks Show Day.” Sadly, it’s not a national holiday and I should probably stop downing this champagne. But it’s so bubbly! Anyway, while on The View, Tyra weighed in (Was that a fat joke? Hi-yo!) on the Miley Cyrus debacle:

“She is a 15-year-old, and I just wish everybody would leave her alone! It was just a little sexy.”

Wow. Tyra Banks on The View discussing Miley Cyrus. It’s almost like the producers over there want to beat us senseless with excitement. I’m pretty sure I have a black eye. No, wait, that’s when I popped the cork on this champagne. *chugs* I like it when it tickles my nose who wants to go to the strip club and then we’ll nachos with the car drive I’m okay. CAPTAIN KIRK!

Thanks to pioneers like Kim Kardashian, porn stars are now considered legitimate guests on The View. This trailblazing led to the most awkward, surreal, WTF interview I’ve ever seen when Jenna Jameson appeared on yesterday’s show (video after the jump). It’s almost like inviting a porn star over to your house to meet your mom, grandmom and your uptight Republican sister who’s head’s about to explode. OMG what if Jesus is watching? Fortunately, there’s the calm watchful eye of Whoopi Goldberg. She doesn’t say much, but you know she’ll throw them old bitches down if shit gets out of hand. I’ve seen Sister Act 1 AND 2. Trust me, you don’t fuck with the Whoop.

"I sent something for him and something for his big sister [Grace, 2]," said O'Donnell. "Because, as the mother of four, I know that when the newborn arrives, the most important thing is a sibling gift. For [Taylor], it was a lot of clothes, because babies spit up a lot. I go to Baby Gap. There is a standard newborn gift pack – as much as you can buy at the Gap without being arrested. And a learning gift, a soft shape sorter. And then for [Grace] who is older, I got a tea set that she loves."

O'Donnell says that Hasselbeck herself has bounced back after giving birth – and they've stayed in touch. "We e-mail back and forth," she said. "She seems good. She looks like she adopted, like she didn't give birth. She looks perfectly fit and gorgeous already."

"Elisabeth and I are happy to announce the arrival of our son," her husband, Arizona Cardinals quarterback Tim Hasselbeck, 29, said in a statement. "Both mom and son are happy and healthy."

Jessica Simpson will co-host The View while Elisabeth Hasslebeck is on maternity leave, according to ET Online:

JESSICA SIMPSON is set to sit in with the ladies of “The View” this November when she spends two days as a guest host. The actress and singer will guest-host on the ABC daytime talker on November 15 and 16.

I understand that part of The View’s appeal is that a cute, ditzy blonde is one of the hosts. That’s just smart television. But, Jessica Simpson? Don’t you think that’s a tad overboard? Poor Barbara Walters is probably spinning in her grave.

Edit: Turns out Barbara Walters is still alive. So, what? She can’t spin in a grave? Why? Because she’s a woman? Geez, sexist much?

If I was a millionaire…

I would give Paris Hilton a quatrer for the phone.

Paris Hilton called Barbara Walters collect from prison yesterday to put some of the recent rumors around her to rest.

Paris told Barbara that she will be getting released in 14 days on June 25. She also explained that she isn’t on anti-depressants and never has been.

However, she did say that she is on a spiritual high since she has had a “spiritual awakening” after spending some time in the slammer.

On a breakthough she confirmed that when she gets out she is going to be a new person and that she will never drink and drive again! I should hope not!

Paris said, “I used to act dumb, it was an act and that act is no longer cute. I do not want to be that person for the young girls that looked up to me. I am 26 and it’s a different time. God has given me this new chance.“

She also said that her spiritual advisor told her, “My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that’s why I was sent to jail. God has released me.“

She said that when she is released from jail she wants to use her power and name to help with charities.

Whoopi Goldberg to replace Rosie O’Donnell on “The View” (Images)

If I was a millionaire…

I would buy a couple tickets to see Whoopi Goldberg live on “The View”. Souces claim that it’s 99% confirmed that Whoopi Goldberg will be replacing Rosie O’Donnell on “The View”.

Goldberg already lives in New York and has guest hosted multiple times already. Apparently she beat out Roseanne Barr, Kathy Griffin, Gayle King and Rikki Lake.

A network source say that they were very close to picking Kathy, but Whoopi seemed a better fit.