Alright, first off, I’m not a fan of country music. I’d rather swallow live bees than listen to it, but I am willing to give badass credit where badass credit is due. In this case, Tim McGraw held a concert last night in Washington and saw some large bastard hit a woman. He called for security then took matters into his own Eastwood-esque hands. Tim’s rep issued the following statement:

“While Tim was performing at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington last night, he watched a man rush to the front of the stage. This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience where he was then turned over to the local authorities.”

The video is awesome. Tim McGraw basically grabs a hold of this guy, who looks fucking sizable and seems to have no problem wanting to cold cock Tim. Security shows up and Tim hoists the dude up by his belt buckle and literally shoves him across stage. Tim McGraw, you win this week’s THE SUPERFICIAL’S TESTICULOS DE AWESOME AWARD. I was going to give it to myself for drinking ten beers in my underwear last night, but there’s always next week. The trophy’s in the mail, sir. (Note: I should mention it’s also invisible, hence the awesome.)

Forbes Magazine just released their Celebrity 100 list with the world’s most powerful celebs. They’ve added up annual salaries, web rank, PR rank and TV rank.

Last year Oprah Winfrey earned $260 million for the year! Prisoner Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears didn’t even make the list.

Here is the full list from Forbes: