November 18th, 2008 by
Scoop got the scoop from first people who have seen Valkyrie and looks like Tom Cruise has another huge bomb to add to his credits!!!
A scene where Cruise’s character, Claus Von Stauffenberg, is forced to give the infamous “Heil Hitler” salute. “It’s an unsettling scene but you almost start to laugh,” the source says. “His character is resisting it but you never forget it’s Tom Cruise saying ‘Heil Hitler.’ It’s funny and shocking at the same time.”
Sources also described a scene where Cruise’s character Claus Von Stauffenberg removes a false eye. “It was disgusting,” said one person who saw the film. “It was like watching someone pluck their contacts out.”
“The film just isn’t a thriller at all” said one “Valkyrie” viewer. “It’s a bunch of white guys in Nazi uniforms. It’s too bad. And Tom doesn’t speak with a German accent — though they did add a voiceover of him speaking German to the beginning of the film. Still, it’s as if he could say ‘I complete you’ at any time. This is not his Oscar moment.”
Ewww…he takes his eye out. Nasty. I think I could have lived without that scene, not that I was planning on seeing the movie in the first place. And when it comes to accent, I never realized that he is playing a Nazi without a German accent until that person pointed out. If you listen to the trailer you can hear it is Tom Cruise’s regular American accent. Sad, but funny.
Razzies here comes Valkyrie and Tom Cruise!!!
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November 13th, 2008 by
Suri Cruise has a real life living friend and her name is Ella Stiller according to OK! Magazine. Christine Taylor, wife of Ben Stiller, opened up about how her 6 year old daughter plays with 2 year old Suri Cruise.
"We've had a couple of play dates, and they're just like any other play dates," said Christine at a ceremony in New York held by the Museum of the Moving Image to honor Ben.
"[Suri's] amazing, [Tom and Katie Holmes] are terrific. When little kids get together you just let them do their thing and there's no outside elements, you know what I mean."
And Ella loves being the older sister.
"It's always just a great thing to see your kids connecting and you see the different stages. Ella used to always be the one looking up to the older girls and now she's kind of taken on that kind of big girl role."
I am so happy that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes actually let their little girl play with someone close to her own age! The poor girl desperately needs friends.
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November 8th, 2008 by
What did Katie Holmes do to upset poor Suri Cruise? Even upset, Suri Cruise is still so cute!
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November 6th, 2008 by
Not only does Suri Cruise not have a jacket on on wet chilly day (mid '50s) in NYC, but Katie Holmes just gave her a shirt to wear without a skirt or pants. Poor Suri.
Hopefully before the temperature drops to below freezing, Katie Holmes will stop using her as a fashion plate and dress her for the weather.
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November 6th, 2008 by
Poor Suri Cruise is sad. Maybe she is upset because she it is raining outside? Or maybe she is upset because it is cold in NYC and her mom still refuses to put a jacket on her to keep her warm. BTW even when she is upset, she is still so adorable. That face in the first picture is just so cute.
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October 30th, 2008 by
It was bad enough when Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise got matching haircuts, now she is even dressing Suri like her. Katie, Suri is not your twin, stop making her into one. You know those moms that want their daughters to say that they are not their mom, but their sister? You so know Katie is going to be like that with Suri and her big sister Tom Cruise, I mean husband. Poor Suri, poor poor Suri.
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October 27th, 2008 by
I never noticed how big Matt Lauer's nose was (granted I never watch the Today Show) until he was standing side-by-side with Tom Cruise. Cruise attended (what had to be most boring) Roast ever for Matt Lauer and according to Us Weekly they both roasted each other.
Before he stepped off stage, Tom snipped, "I can't believe I flew all the way out here…lose my number, you glib putz."
"Why don't you sit down?" Lauer shot back. "We'll get you a booster seat!"
Actually I think the booster seat line is funny because it is true!
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October 23rd, 2008 by
Finally Katie Holmes took a break from shopping and her show to get Suri's hair cut. It is about time because poor girl bangs were covering her eyes. BTW Suri looks totally adorable with her new look.
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October 17th, 2008 by
What is Katie Holmes wearing to the premiere party of her show All My Sons? It is like one of this horrible disco jumpsuits with some old lady lace on it. She needs to hustle that outfit in the trash.
BTW not only does she need to take Suri to get her bangs trimmed, she needs to get her's done to. Seriously is Tom Cruise making them grow their bangs long so they can't look at anyone but him?
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October 10th, 2008 by
Watch with Kristin got the first look of Katie Holmes in her episode of Eli Stone airing October 21st. All I can say is a good she is not doing a Musical on Broadway because she can neither sing nor lip sync.
BTW Eli Stone is a great show and you should check it out when it premieres on ABC this Thursday at 10p.
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October 9th, 2008 by
You can see in this picture that Suri Cruise wears the pants in the family even her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes never let her wear any.
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October 9th, 2008 by
You can see in this picture that Suri Cruise wears the pants in the family even her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes never let her wear any.
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October 8th, 2008 by
Suri Cruise is quite the artist. Now what she needs to get a manager to sell her artwork so she can support herself and also so she can get her bangs trimmed. Imagine her painting looks that good and she did it with those bangs, how much better it would be if she could actually see what she was doing!!!
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October 2nd, 2008 by
Suri Cruise looks as excited to be haning out with just her parents again as much as we would be excited to hang with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Poor girl, but just by looking at her face you can see she is the one wearing the jeans in that family and that she is probably going through the terrible twos!!! He He! You go girl!!!
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September 25th, 2008 by
Valkyrie is coming out on December 26th and after seeing that trailer I would rather work in a department store than see that movie. That movie might have had a chance if Tom Cruise weren’t starring in it. Every time I saw his face, I just couldn’t take him seriously in the film.
I will hold of until Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards with Brad Pitt and Eli Roth to see a movie about Nazis during WWII, at least that movie will be good.
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September 21st, 2008 by
It is so nice to see a big smile on Suri Cruise's face because she is such a little doll!!!
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September 19th, 2008 by
As promised the ant-Scientologist protestors came out and made their voices heard at Katie Holmes' Broadway debut for All My Sons.
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September 18th, 2008 by
Seriously what is bigger…Katie Holmes's smile or her sunglasses? The one thing that we know is not big in that picture is Tom Cruise.
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August 22nd, 2008 by
Katie Holmes' Broadway show hasn't even opened, but The Scoop is already reporting that show is expected to close early because of poor ticket sales.
Ticket sales for the show, which stars Katie Holmes and Patrick Wilson, are thus far “definitely off from what the production hoped,” according to a source close to “Sons.” It’s hard to know what exactly is to blame.
“You can’t say it’s the economy,” says the source, “because there are shows, like ‘Mamma Mia’ that are selling out.” One possibility bandied about is that audiences are too nostalgic for Holmes’ “Dawson’s Creek” persona to clamor for tickets. “It’s not that Katie’s bad in the part. She’s good enough. The producers are just getting the feeling people still want to view Katie as sweet little Joey Potter.”
The publicist for All My Sons denies the claims, but then again he has to say that. Katie Holmes kissed her acting career goodbye when she kissed Tom Cruise.
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August 19th, 2008 by
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Matthew McConaughey’s face says it all. After seeing that see clip of the Tom Cruise cameo in Tropic Thunder, TT went from my must see to must miss. WTF there was nothing funny in that 3 minute video, not even seeing a fat bald Cruise could make laugh and his dancing should be a Razzie category of its own.
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