Here’s Tracy Bingham showing up to some Halloween party dressed as a naughty police officer or something. Yes, that’s right, more photos of celebrities in costume on Halloween. Shocking, I know. I didn’t win this Pulitzer by delivering the expected. No, it was my bold reporting and for really going after the stories nobody else would cover. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to cover something about an “economies.” I’m not exactly sure what that is, but apparently it’s in bad shape and somebody’s got to report about it!

NOTE: Digging the headlines? I can do this all day. And by can I mean I am. WHEE!*

*Brought to you by sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and whatever the hell’s in these Pixie Sticks I just snorted.

Here’s Tracy Bingham showing up to some Halloween party dressed as a naughty police officer or something. Yes, that’s right, more photos of celebrities in costume on Halloween. Shocking, I know. I didn’t win this Pulitzer by delivering the expected. No, it was my bold reporting and for really going after the stories nobody else would cover. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to cover something about an “economies.” I’m not exactly sure what that is, but apparently it’s in bad shape and somebody’s got to report about it!

NOTE: Digging the headlines? I can do this all day. And by can I mean I am. WHEE!*

*Brought to you by sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and whatever the hell’s in these Pixie Sticks I just snorted.

If you’re wondering why Traci Bingham is popping up a lot lately, it’s because she’s currently starring on FOX’s Gimme My Reality Show! which is a reality show where contestants compete to be on, holy shit, their own reality show. I am nowhere near high enough to contemplate how that concept hasn’t ripped a hole in the fabric of space. Anyway, Traci stopped by Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch yesterday where she deployed her sole campaign tactic/vocational skill: Pushing her tits together. Somewhere, Sarah Palin is telling John McCain “I don’t care if it makes the Baby Jesus cry, I am doing that shit tonight. Oh, hockey sticks, he flat-lined. MEDIC!”

Could Traci Bingham be anymore trashy?

I so went there.

NOTE: Photos are quasi-NSFW depending on your boss’ eyesight. But just in case:

NO NIPPLES HERE! JUST INSANE LEVELS OF PRODUCTIVITY AND NOT TRACI BINGHAM’S HUGE AREOLAS! ABSOLUTELY NO SLIGHTLY VISIBLE NIPPLES THAT REMIND ME OF YOUR WIFE’S LUSCIOUS BREASTS FROM LAST YEAR’S CHRISTMAS PARTY! THOSE ARE NOT ON THE SCREEN I’M ABOUT TO MINIMIZE BECAUSE I SAW YOU LOOKING! I HAVE KIDS!

(You’re welcome.)