In my haste to pretend the VMAs never happened (Which they didn’t, and I’ll fight to the death anyone who says otherwise.), I somehow managed to completely miss Christina Aguilera displaying her ginormous rack. The Superficial regrets its error and wants to assure our readers we’re dedicated to high-quality boob-related journalism. Now that that’s over with, awwww yeah! Someone call Bob Woodward at the Post. He just got served!