While football star Tom Brady played in Miami, his girlfriend model Gisele Bundchen frolicked on the beach with a friend. Are you looking at these pictures and thinking what I’m thinking? She’s totally not wearing any sunscreen. What were you thinking? Oh, wow! That’s a serious accusation, man. You do make a good point though. Tom Brady is just one step away from dating dudes, but you can’t just go right out and say something like that. You’ve got to slyly insinuate it using the, uh, insinuationy stuff. For example: Tom Brady must really be a into 15-year-old boys because Gisele Bundchen has the body of one. See? Subtlety. It’s a talent, I know.

More pics of Gisele in her bikini after the jump.