Here’s shots of Jennifer Aniston wearing short shorts on the set of her new movie Marley & Me where she may or may not be riding horses made of butterscotch with Owen Wilson or something to that effect. These pictures might not have anything to do with anything but I just stared into Amy Winehouse’s melted face, so I desperately need something hot. And right about now that bar is pretty low. I’m talking core of the Earth low. You could put a baked potato in a Speedo and I’d probably be turned on. State of Idaho, let’s get freaky.