Pete Wentz stopped by John Mayer’s house yesterday to do some jamming. They also played guitar. Hi-OH! Anyway, two observations on our boy Pete here: 1. Was it really necessary to bring his own yogurt? John Mayer’s rich. I’m sure he’s got some Yoplait, or a butler that can drive to the store. 2. Didn’t Pete just get married? Shouldn’t he being home having worry-free newlywed sex with Ashlee Simpson? I mean, she can’t get pregnant twice. Can she? Please say “no,” or I need to stop hanging around the gynecologist’s office. And possibly move to Phoenix - tonight.