Kate Hudson in “There was an Open Bar at Stella McCartney’s Gala”:

“Hey. Hey. Everybody. Listen. Seriously, listen. Lance Armstrong has one testicle. And, I’m not gonna lie, I saw it. I looked at it and I said, I said ‘Hey. Hey, you. Testicle. Why is there just one of you?’ True story I’m going to puke in the revolving door. HWACK! Hey, I’m stuck in here! HWACK! And I think somebody threw up. Eh, fuck it, I’m crashing Zzzz…”