Kim Kardashian wants to break into the music business, and, honestly, I can’t blame her. If Heidi Montag’s fake tits can score a record deal, I think Kim’s ass deserves an LP at the very least. But that’s just me. E! Online reports:

“I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she’d like to collaborate…
“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.”

So, basically, by saying she wants to work with Timbaland and Justin Timberlake, Kim Kardashian just wants a CD with her face on it. Okay, that’s not entirely fair. I’m sure she’ll at least say “Uh uh, baby” on one of the tracks. I smell Grammy! No, wait, it’s mustache wax. I always get those two confused.