Kristen Bell was photographed trying on some clothes at Rumors in Sherman Oaks. I’m not feeling the striped dress, Kristen. Looks too much like a bathrobe and I can’t stand the things. I prefer my women to air-dry after exiting the shower. Which is why I hide all the towels when my girlfriend spends the night. My roommate gets kind of annoyed, but, hey, I left him a whole roll of toilet paper to dry off with. Quilted Northern, son. That’s the Cadillac of butt wipes. Man, that guy doesn’t appreciate anything.