Lindsay Lohan is a shitty cat burglar

Lindsay Lohan’s penchant for clothing-related kleptomaniacism was revealed when she allegedly stole a fur coat at a night club. Now, another woman has come forward and claims Lindsay wiped out her closet. Model Lauren Hastings, Shia LeBeouf’s girlfriend, posted a video (after the jump) on her website detailing Lindsay’s grand theft halter-tops. Apparently five witness saw Lindsay in Lauren’s closet handing a bodyguard stacks of clothing, according to Inside Edition:

INSIDE EDITION has obtained documents from the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office, confirming that Hastings reported the theft of her clothing. But the DA’s office declined to prosecute Lohan, citing insufficient evidence.
“I contacted Lindsay and said, ‘Look, I know you stole my clothes.’ She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic,” Hastings said.

However, Dina Lohan is denying Lindsay’s a thief and recently told Inside Edition that the fur coat incident is a lie:

A disgusted Dina Lohan says it’s not true, her daughter Lindsay never stole a blond mink coat.
“I talked to Lindsay, we were laughing hysterically on the phone…I mean really, it’s silly,” Dina told INSIDE EDITION.

Okay, considering Lindsay was raised by Michael and Dina, stealing clothes is really a best case scenario. I mean, it could be way worse. I’m just surprised we haven’t find out she was the mastermind behind 9/11. Or even worse: Wrote the scripts for the Star Wars prequels. Someone needs to answer for Jar-Jar, LiLo.