These are shots of Miley Cyrus’ new devout Christian boyfriend Justin Gaston who, hey, what do you know? Happens to be an underwear model. I’m not really sure if Jesus is all about displaying the banana hammock, but I am sure I just locked down the Catholic priest demographic. Greetings, padres! Which one of you wants to bless my site traf- - Shit, they ran off. I blame Shauna Sand’s vagina.

NOTE: And, ladies, you’re welcome.