Nicole Kidman is sporting a new look that’s, well, something. Pretty, maybe? No. Elegant? Not quite. I mean, it’s not that she looks bad, but it’s not that she looks good either. I’m going to say she looks, uh, meh? Yes, meh. Not sure if that’s even a word, but I think it gets my point across. Nicole Kidman is meh. Also, I could probably land a small aircraft on her forehead. Possibly two, if the wind’s not against me.