Legend has it Paris Hilton tried to dance onstage during a 50 Cent performance over Super Bowl weekend. 50 wasn’t having none of that and swore at Paris until she presumably got her bitch-ass off the stage. Why just words, 50? Was nobody in your crew packing that evening? I, for one, wouldn’t think less of you if say, I dunno, somebody put a bullet in old wonk-eyed. In fact, I might call you “brother.” And from another mother even.

NOTE: Photo of P-Burny crying from the verbal assault here.