Paris Hilton’s new jail cell is her luxury home (Images)

If I was a millionaire….

I would buy Paris Hilton a much smaller shittier house. Possibly an exact replica of a prison cell.

Hilton was recently sentenced to 45 days in jail, which we are now all aware only turned into about 3 days. This was of course after she was caught for boozin’ and cruisin’.

Since she was released from prison early she is now ordered to remain at home and wear an ankle bracelet. Oh no! That’s terrible. You mean she has to stay in her crummy $1.7 million West Hollywood home!? I mean it’s only a 4 bedroom, 3 bath 2707 square foot luxury palace.

That’s horrible, I feel for ya Paris. It’s going to be tough for her to figure out what to do, tennis, swim in the pool, watch a movie in the home theatre.

Such a ruff life!