A cleavagey Kim Kardashian performed with Mark Ballas last night on the premiere of Dancing with the Stars. Up until about 30 minutes ago, I could proudly say I’ve never seen even a clip of this show. I want a fucking time machine. In the meantime, Kim’s routine kicks in around the 1:50 mark if you want to skip her bullshit introduction that obviously included specific instructions from Kim not to film her ass. You know, because ABC cast her for her “star power” and “charism- HA HA HA! I tried. Really, I did.